Don't Forget To Breath

[00:00:00] , like, oh, so she just about to be in her element. So they doing

[00:00:04] anything. She bring up this big thing. She was like, uh, don't look at it because if you look at it,

[00:00:09] you want to freak out. And what did I do? You looked at it. I was like, I was like, which

[00:00:14] am I about to do? I was like, that's the deal. I was like, yo, that's the deal. She was like,

[00:00:18] yeah, I'm like, I was like, all right, give me to me take three deep breaths first. And

[00:00:24] maybe you saw.

[00:00:27] You ain't never do it. So how you know?

[00:00:31] You ain't never do it. And when they did it, you were asleep. So what does it mean?

[00:00:36] I was asleep.

[00:00:40] Caller V. Solve, you went to sleep. I stayed up and watched them do the shit.

[00:00:44] Oh, so you had to feel all the pain of them pulling your teeth out?

[00:00:49] And this ain't filled the pain. My mouth was though when I say all my shit was done,

[00:00:53] like they gave me three shots deep on both sides of my dog.

[00:00:59] Yeah. And after that, it was like, I can feel anything. I was like,

[00:01:03] and that's when they got to work. But it was the noises in the smell that freaking freaked me out.

[00:01:10] So they just, dog, the smelling bone, like them chiseling or the bone burning because

[00:01:15] that's what the fuck it smells like. It is the word fucking smell. It is a creepy smell.

[00:01:21] It was a weird smell. I don't know if it was just like bone and blood and shit like that.

[00:01:26] Hey, everybody, welcome back to another episode of the According to West podcast.

[00:01:30] As always you got D-Law here. Yep, you got D-Law, the devil's son-in-law and no shooting.

[00:01:39] Oh, man. You got old man West complaining about how he can't chew his food and shit.

[00:01:47] Yeah, well, at least you ain't had to get to the prostate check. So you guys take what you can get.

[00:01:51] Listen, I know what's coming.

[00:01:58] I've been talking about that shit the last episode and then I know what's coming.

[00:02:04] I know what's coming. Oh, it's coming. It is coming. Like you said, you better

[00:02:13] bet, gap pregame just in case anything come out. Yeah, I know the test is coming but I

[00:02:18] don't want to be coming. So, I don't know. I don't know how that shit works.

[00:02:25] What power it's getting. All the playoff games.

[00:02:32] Yeah, the Lakers lose last night? I don't know. I haven't seen anything.

[00:02:38] I just know Anthony was put on his best D generation X.

[00:02:43] Uh, what is before his time? Which I don't understand.

[00:02:52] Considerably before his time, like by the time he would have been around and know anything about

[00:02:57] D generation X, it was on a back half of when there was no more X-Pac, no more road dogs,

[00:03:03] no more Billy Bad as it was just John Michael was in triple H, the original, you know, doing,

[00:03:10] you know,

[00:03:13] doing what they do, which is the original shit.

[00:03:21] That's the best way I could put it. Oh, man, you love to see it.

[00:03:27] I just wish I could have, if I was watching the game, I would have seen that in person,

[00:03:32] not in person, but you do it. I mean like, yo, did you download the division yet?

[00:03:36] So here's what happened. I didn't realize how many games I downloaded for free.

[00:03:43] I had no space. Oh my gosh. So I've been trying to, so I cleared out one game because I was like,

[00:03:49] I ain't gonna be, you know, it was um, what do you call it? Um, far, not far cry, um, Elder Scrolls

[00:03:58] 6. I, um, I deleted that game because I was like, I ain't gonna be that game in no time,

[00:04:03] in no time. So that shit is massive. Like that game in general is massive as shit. And

[00:04:10] when I was talking about, oh yeah, I did this, I was like, dude, you haven't even cracked the

[00:04:13] surface of that game and what I thought about it in the get space. I believe it.

[00:04:18] I ain't just by uh,

[00:04:25] money. Sure, I get it. But once I finish far cry six, I'll be able to delete

[00:04:32] far cry six and I'll be able to divide, uh, get the division too.

[00:04:37] But that division one trailer looked hard. I was like, yo, this is tough.

[00:04:42] I'm surprised you didn't pay it when it was on ps4. Like it was a,

[00:04:47] one of those games that everybody wanted to play on ps4.

[00:04:51] Yeah. And I, you know, when I had my ps4, I only had it. I think I had, um, I had played,

[00:04:57] um, alpha dog, watchdog one or two, um, ghost recon and to get that was it.

[00:05:12] Like I don't, and I don't really do too many shooter games or stuff like that.

[00:05:18] It's not, it's not necessarily my fault. But I can play them. And I looked at the trailer

[00:05:28] even when I did far cry six, I only really got the game because it was the guy from the movies.

[00:05:32] And then what guy from the movies? The guy from those movies. Um,

[00:05:38] you said far cry. Yeah, far cry six.

[00:05:44] Um, okay. Remember his name. I got, I know you said, I know, I remember when you said his name

[00:05:50] and he was like, you're going to be called that's John Carlo. John Carlo. Yeah. John Carlo.

[00:05:59] I only got it because I kept seeing his face and I kept watching movies that he was out

[00:06:02] saying, let me see this game any good. So I got the game.

[00:06:08] Yeah, I got the game. I'm like, shit, fuck it.

[00:06:13] Yeah, it could be worse. I could have got it for other reasons.

[00:06:21] What's other reasons?

[00:06:24] Just want to add games. My wife wouldn't complain that, uh, I always play 2k.

[00:06:29] Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[00:06:34] Like what's work for why we only play 2k or we all, we play a bunch of games. Like which one is

[00:06:38] worsted? I don't know. I think my wife don't like me playing games to get me angry, but all

[00:06:47] I'm gonna be especially 2k, but I play a lot of fighting games too. So I'm always getting

[00:06:54] angry. So yeah, 2k, I got my carrots up to 97. Oh yeah. Right around my fucking part time.

[00:07:07] So it's kind of like, I guess I'll have the summer just to play in the park, I guess. I don't know.

[00:07:12] Well, as long as what's your rebounder looking like? Cause you, you were supposed to be helping me

[00:07:17] in the paint. My defensive rebounder at 80. 80, mine's at 84.

[00:07:25] Yeah. I think it's because your attributes too, like, um,

[00:07:30] Oh, with my, um, my netting that office of rebound. Yeah, that too.

[00:07:36] Well, you know what? Cause the cop players were using it and my boy was like, yo, if you,

[00:07:41] if he's like, pretty much, if you want to be able to grab almost every rebound,

[00:07:44] I'm not saying you're going to grab every rebound there is and all that. But if you want to have

[00:07:51] an opportunity to grab as many rebounds as you can, that your heart desires,

[00:07:58] the best bet is a 99 office of rebound because it's less, it was less, uh, points taken.

[00:08:05] Right. So you get that, you get all the pain rebound chase of which in essence,

[00:08:10] at, you know, even at 84, you pretty much rebound like you had 90 unless somebody just got,

[00:08:17] who's just really good and just got a retarded sense for being down there in the post and

[00:08:21] getting off as a rebounds over than that. Yeah. The defensive shit. I was always, uh,

[00:08:27] decent on the offensive. That's literally getting positioned. It's hard as hell.

[00:08:35] Yeah. It is on the, on the office. You know what's funny is even on the office and I don't do too

[00:08:42] bad on the opposite and on rebounds. Um, if they shoot the ball, okay. And I say that, you know,

[00:08:52] not that people don't shoot the ball, but it'll be like, they got to open shot, but they got to

[00:08:57] dribble, but you got a wide open look. I just got positioned cause I saw what was going on. So

[00:09:02] I went ahead and got straight in position and then they dribble, wait for the guy to get to him,

[00:09:08] then passes. So now I got to get out of position. I gotta get out of position just so that you can,

[00:09:17] you know, so I can get out the pain. Like I'm not, I got told some months like I'm not out here

[00:09:22] just trying to be willing nearly and be out here just trying to be in the paint and clog it

[00:09:29] up. I'm trying to be out the paint. So if you're in the middle of the paint, that doesn't help me.

[00:09:37] You know what I'm saying? Like it don't help me if you're in the paint or you're driving to the

[00:09:42] lane or you take too long to shoot the ball. Like if you see me down there, I'm gonna get the

[00:09:47] board. Like I got positioned. I'm gonna get that board. So I guess, you know, they don't see

[00:09:56] it that way. They, oh, it was a bad shot. Nope. You just suck.

[00:10:04] Yeah. Sometimes you just suck. Yeah. I played the other day. I put up, I think I put, I think

[00:10:11] you saw it in the chat board in the, in the little PS4 five chat. So I put up a 12-15 game.

[00:10:19] We lost by two and I was complaining because I was like, these news was like, oh, we got

[00:10:25] time. Don't found, don't found like, dude, we're down by, what was it? We were down by one.

[00:10:36] And they're like, don't foul. What do you mean don't foul? We have to foul. If we don't foul,

[00:10:43] we lose. I foul. I guess they figured like, yo, the foul shots are guaranteed. We ain't

[00:10:52] gonna come back, but if we can get a steal or something, then yeah. Oh no, they thought the shot

[00:10:58] clock was, they won't let them run the shot clock. I was like, no, no, we got a foul. There's no

[00:11:04] shot clock. So they ended up missing one of the free throws and making one, but they called

[00:11:09] a timeout on the miss, but it didn't advance the ball. So instead of them calling another

[00:11:16] timeout, do pass it in and the other guy walked it up. I'm like, why are you walking the ball? Look,

[00:11:22] we got eight seconds. I honestly, dude, this is horrible. Like, I know, I know some of us

[00:11:31] have played basketball in our life and had better game management, but I'm like, dude, like,

[00:11:37] yeah, I make, yeah, yeah, I make me never want to play 2k.

[00:11:50] Yeah. All I keep saying now is like on my fucking algorithm is people getting at each other in 2k

[00:11:57] or people being doing the egregious shit and call the duty and I could just scroll for hours.

[00:12:03] That shit. Like, hours to the point where I wasted a good hours of my day when I should have

[00:12:11] been doing some productive like cutting the grass. But yeah, man, I'm done with this fucking part

[00:12:18] time. I am happy. My wife was like, you look so happy. You got pepping your stuff. I was like,

[00:12:25] yeah, because I know when I'm off on Friday, I could sleep in unless the cat wake me up.

[00:12:29] Right.

[00:12:30] Well, unless I got something.

[00:12:32] That shit.

[00:12:33] I think with the cat biting at me, I think he was trying to see his litter was closed.

[00:12:38] I wasn't paying attention. I was trying to sleep.

[00:12:43] Yo, we got automatic feeding them all fuckers still tries to get us to get the food before

[00:12:48] come out my bitch is coming out and fucking seven o'clock stop doing this shit.

[00:12:53] Like 630 she hit one of us up. I mean, it's well, I get up at six like

[00:12:57] down to six o'clock every morning. But if she hit like the bed move was one of us moving

[00:13:02] shit. She's like, oh, y'all and it's just like that shit tapped me like you get on the bed and

[00:13:09] tap my foot like, hey, sir, wake up. And I'm like, yo, please stop.

[00:13:15] We should tap my face. And I'm like, yo, get the fuck out here.

[00:13:20] Right.

[00:13:21] Right.

[00:13:22] And it's just she and it's just her bothering me up until like her food come out and then

[00:13:26] she runs to her thing. She eats her food, open up the blinds, you look out the window.

[00:13:32] I ain't even my coffee yet. And that gives me like 30 minutes before she like,

[00:13:35] all right, open up this door so I can go on the screen for you.

[00:13:37] I'm like, yo, you got relax code outside.

[00:13:42] Like clockwork every fucking morning, every fucking morning.

[00:13:46] Oh, I know.

[00:13:49] Leo the same way. He'd be like, all right, come on, get up so we can all go to the bathroom.

[00:13:55] Stupid shit like that. Yeah.

[00:13:57] Yeah, I'm not getting up so we can all go to the bathroom.

[00:14:03] Why you don't want to be in shit?

[00:14:06] Please, Leo, let you pick them up. I can I kept still sassy like no put me to a fuck down.

[00:14:18] But now he he'll let you.

[00:14:22] Well, he'll let some people pick him up.

[00:14:24] He definitely doesn't. I mean, all of us that live here can pick them up.

[00:14:29] I mean, yeah, I mean, that's what I'm gonna be like a stranger.

[00:14:33] As far as anyone else, he may or may not let you pick him up.

[00:14:40] But the vets pick him up and he he just kind of go limp.

[00:14:45] Like, all right, you got me. You got me.

[00:14:49] Yo, I can't ain't going to shit. There's no man.

[00:14:56] Yeah, got me.

[00:14:57] Yo, I seen this Instagram clip, right?

[00:15:00] And it was like, you know how like, how could I put it?

[00:15:06] Basically, it was a old.

[00:15:08] Have you ever seen anything like it was like an old training video for like work or some

[00:15:12] shit like that or do's and don'ts and shit like that, like from the 70s or 60s,

[00:15:17] how crazy they look or how crazy the shit was.

[00:15:21] It might be like something like, don't play with, don't play with this because you'll get

[00:15:27] electrocuted and it might be like a drum cessation of a little kid getting electrocuted,

[00:15:31] but it's so low budget.

[00:15:33] And remember kids don't touch fly wires like some shit like that.

[00:15:38] You know, some shit like that.

[00:15:39] I can never see them.

[00:15:41] So I was on Instagram, scrolling as I do. I might have been taking this shit.

[00:15:46] I don't know.

[00:15:47] What's growing as I do.

[00:15:49] And it was one about being professional in the workplace and the cashier said,

[00:15:54] yo, if your boss tell you that your boss tell you to take off the trash and they come right

[00:15:59] behind you don't go.

[00:16:01] But it was literally just a video of saying like it was a black dude and white.

[00:16:06] It was like, I think it was a waffle house at that. It was weird.

[00:16:09] I need extra hours and she was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we can talk about that.

[00:16:13] Can you take off the trash and she goes behind him to take off the trash and she was like,

[00:16:17] hey, to talk about those extra hours, how about you come back to my house?

[00:16:21] I was just like, oh, just like, just like that.

[00:16:25] He was like, no, I can't have a wife.

[00:16:27] Well, you could forget about those extra hours like some shit like that or whatever.

[00:16:32] Right. And in my head, I'm like me being me like, damn, and I was working fast food.

[00:16:39] I probably would have felt for that shit.

[00:16:41] It was one man like, yeah, come back to the house.

[00:16:43] We'll talk about extra hours and just this and that.

[00:16:47] And yeah, I probably would have fucked you and still didn't get that.

[00:16:51] I would have had extra hours.

[00:16:59] But then again, like when I was, I was working at KSC, that was my little part time shift.

[00:17:06] None of them women look good.

[00:17:09] Every drink that I've been to like fast food drink, checkers had the best shift supervisors or shift managers.

[00:17:16] I don't know about you.

[00:17:17] I know you was working.

[00:17:18] But I didn't want to take what I liked by working there.

[00:17:24] I worked at McDonald's.

[00:17:25] I love checkers, man.

[00:17:32] I remember when when checkers first hit the block and they was like, oh, they

[00:17:40] people off at like 12,000 out of some shit.

[00:17:42] Like with some crazy shit, seven or some shit.

[00:17:44] This was no minimum wage time.

[00:17:46] But minimum wage is like six dollars.

[00:17:49] They started my folks off at seven.

[00:17:50] No, it was at five.

[00:17:52] You don't move like a five, 25 or some shit like that.

[00:17:57] God damn 20 years.

[00:17:58] That's like 20 years ago.

[00:17:59] Five, 25 to what the mandatory 15.

[00:18:03] Yeah, it's a huge difference.

[00:18:06] Fuck yeah, it's a huge difference.

[00:18:10] So I was working mad hours just to get 200 dollars on the check.

[00:18:17] Shit.

[00:18:17] Yeah.

[00:18:18] I felt like mad hours to me, but of course I was in school.

[00:18:20] So I wasn't working the fucking 40 hour week.

[00:18:23] I was only working Friday, Saturday and I worked 12 hours.

[00:18:30] God damn that's a long time.

[00:18:32] Oh, 12 hours between that's a 12 hours each day.

[00:18:36] God damn that's a long time.

[00:18:37] I was right.

[00:18:39] I'll get there.

[00:18:40] And so I'll get there at like on Friday, I get there like four or so.

[00:18:54] And I was a closer so I stayed till 12.

[00:18:58] So sometimes I wouldn't get out in two, two, three o'clock in the morning.

[00:19:03] You're damn two, three.

[00:19:04] It's okay.

[00:19:05] Yeah, that long to clean up.

[00:19:07] Well, because we were also still serving food.

[00:19:11] At 12, if you all if it closed at 12.

[00:19:15] You still serve food.

[00:19:17] So depending on what time of the year it was, because you know,

[00:19:22] Six Flags was heavy back then.

[00:19:24] Oh yeah.

[00:19:24] So you was at that make room?

[00:19:27] Yeah, I was at that McDonald's right down street on Six Flags.

[00:19:30] The one where it's like a food line no more is a wise.

[00:19:33] Yeah.

[00:19:35] Man.

[00:19:37] One of your step dad was like, he's gonna pick you up.

[00:19:42] Hey, man.

[00:19:44] I mean, we didn't live right down the street from it.

[00:19:46] I know, but still.

[00:19:52] Oh, man.

[00:19:53] Yeah.

[00:19:57] If it was a busy day, if it was a busy day, we might be, you know,

[00:20:04] it had died down like around 11, 1130.

[00:20:08] We might stay open till one over one o'clock.

[00:20:13] Probably one o'clock people kept coming.

[00:20:15] But other than that, sometimes we shut that thing down 1130.

[00:20:19] There ain't nobody in there, especially on the winter.

[00:20:21] We shut that thing down early.

[00:20:26] Yeah, it's kind of like the same thing where

[00:20:30] like start breaking shit down around whatever.

[00:20:32] And we used to tell them, oh fuck us, we added that because it was like close to

[00:20:35] like we ain't about to cook another batch of whatever.

[00:20:38] Just put in the customer and you know, whatever, whatever.

[00:20:41] Oh yeah.

[00:20:41] Situation.

[00:20:44] Yeah.

[00:20:45] Did you have good looking managers?

[00:20:46] Like if they were women like strip managers or anything like that?

[00:20:51] Like that just get the short end of the stick where everybody I was working with was just like,

[00:20:56] only employees with good looking managers.

[00:20:58] It was one manager.

[00:20:59] And he had a good little employees.

[00:21:01] Oh yeah.

[00:21:01] He got his short end of the stick buddy.

[00:21:03] Fuck man.

[00:21:06] And not, well, no, that's not true.

[00:21:08] Two, but they was kind of in and out like when I first started.

[00:21:10] Remember I told you that story about two, the two girls who was working there and

[00:21:15] shit like that?

[00:21:16] Yeah.

[00:21:17] I ain't gonna repeat it, but you give that story.

[00:21:20] Oh yeah.

[00:21:22] Maybe two, but outside of that, like it was no shift supervisors.

[00:21:25] I kind of like, now I'm not, I ain't about to say that.

[00:21:29] Like I'm a grown man and I'm about to say something weird that could probably come back

[00:21:32] and bite me in the butt.

[00:21:34] We had one manager.

[00:21:36] He was.

[00:21:37] There was no shift supervisors that were women that were there to meet to me.

[00:21:41] So hey, that's all I'm telling you.

[00:21:44] Not at all.

[00:21:46] Not at all.

[00:21:48] We had one manager, she was job bad.

[00:21:50] I don't know what was it, but the rest of them, they weren't by no stretch.

[00:21:55] But we had a lot of good looking co-workers, female co-workers that was bad as shit.

[00:22:03] Tell you that.

[00:22:04] I'm gonna tell you like this.

[00:22:05] If someone if an older, like an older father figure slash uncle or big

[00:22:12] homey or cousin would have told me like, yo, women you see here is the woman you see

[00:22:19] here where you work at is as good as you won't get.

[00:22:22] If you think if you continue to work here, that'd be so much ammunition.

[00:22:26] They lost drive, but I didn't do good in school.

[00:22:28] Right.

[00:22:29] Cause I'm like, nah, we're the pretty joints that because I can't do this.

[00:22:34] Where these are the women that made bad choices too.

[00:22:37] I don't want to be with them.

[00:22:38] I don't want to be with them.

[00:22:42] What a pretty girl's that?

[00:22:44] So, shout out to the pretty girls.

[00:22:50] Man, don't matter.

[00:22:51] Make sure that goes on the list and make sure I tell my nephew that like, yo,

[00:22:56] if you want your quality of women to be, uh, you know, to upgrade,

[00:22:59] you need to continue to drive and prosper as a man.

[00:23:03] Like you should not be settling.

[00:23:06] This little part-time job might feel good or whatever, but you know,

[00:23:10] it ain't going to suffice.

[00:23:12] It ain't going to suffice.

[00:23:15] Oh, the woman.

[00:23:16] So, hey, think about it.

[00:23:18] And plus, cause we were talking about your work like, you know, McDonald's and stuff like that

[00:23:24] when they made these laws like, oh, minimum wage is $15.

[00:23:28] They need to, you know, I've always been a believer

[00:23:30] you got to put a restriction on that.

[00:23:33] That shouldn't be a $15 for a high school kid to make 40 grand that don't, you know,

[00:23:38] don't, that don't really know what to do with his money.

[00:23:40] He just, or she just,

[00:23:48] a young boy coming up.

[00:23:49] What you doing?

[00:23:52] You think I should make 40 cash?

[00:23:54] Why not?

[00:23:54] Yeah.

[00:23:56] So in the 60s and 70s, there were 15 year olds making 20.

[00:24:01] What's the difference?

[00:24:03] Yeah, but that's a starter job and poverty was someone taking care of you.

[00:24:09] Okay.

[00:24:10] Put it this way.

[00:24:12] Like you make 40.

[00:24:12] So think about this way.

[00:24:14] Think about this way.

[00:24:15] I got a point, but I'm, I got you.

[00:24:17] Go ahead.

[00:24:18] If you, so if, so let's say minimum wage is $15,

[00:24:23] you're being claimed by your parents anyway, which means that when it comes time for tax return,

[00:24:27] you go over ships on the money anyway.

[00:24:30] So you found out exempt.

[00:24:32] You found out exempt, but you still, you still, if you make money, you gotta pay money.

[00:24:37] I mean, that's what, that's what it boils down to it.

[00:24:41] As long as, as long as you're able to be claimed $15 an hour is going to hurt

[00:24:46] you in the long run because you don't really know what to do with your money.

[00:24:50] You won't be spending it like it ain't nothing.

[00:24:52] And then when it's time for tax to come, you know, time for taxes to get done.

[00:25:00] Just assuming everyone don't know what to do with their money.

[00:25:02] When I was working at KFC, I had a 401k.

[00:25:05] See, you got a full.

[00:25:08] That's what I'm saying.

[00:25:09] I knew what to do with my money.

[00:25:10] My mom, well, my mom knew what to do with my money.

[00:25:12] That's what it that way.

[00:25:12] Well, mom knew what to do with my money.

[00:25:15] So my whole thing is if back in the day,

[00:25:19] people was making an honest living and paying a mortgage off of little fucking jobs like that.

[00:25:25] Why not?

[00:25:27] Yeah.

[00:25:29] Why not need to educate our youth.

[00:25:33] So they make it forth, but you got to think about it too.

[00:25:36] 40k ain't shit because you can't live on your own off of 40k anyway.

[00:25:39] All right.

[00:25:40] So we're looking at the number, but not, you know, not really thinking about how

[00:25:46] how much of 40k is living.

[00:25:48] All right.

[00:25:49] You're not getting an apartment.

[00:25:52] And if you are, that's your whole shit.

[00:25:54] Well, for 40k.

[00:25:56] Apartment starting off like, man, my wife was looking up something.

[00:26:00] She was looking up.

[00:26:00] I forget what we were looking at, but a studio, I forget where it was was $1,300.

[00:26:07] And you know, you only get like 400 square feet.

[00:26:10] I forget where this was.

[00:26:11] This was in, I want to say it was

[00:26:13] I want to say it was Maryland.

[00:26:18] So just think about 40k, 1300 a month for that food and just this and that.

[00:26:24] I don't even think you can afford that.

[00:26:26] 1300 times 12.

[00:26:27] Oh yeah.

[00:26:28] No, no, no.

[00:26:28] I know.

[00:26:29] Yeah.

[00:26:29] You're not, you're not, you're not affording that.

[00:26:32] But you make them start a job so that people are ambitious to kind of move out of them,

[00:26:38] not to make them luxurious where it's like, oh yeah, I'm gonna make good money.

[00:26:42] Let me stay here.

[00:26:43] What makes you think that's luxurious, man?

[00:26:46] How we see how are we seeing this differently?

[00:26:49] 40k does nothing.

[00:26:51] 40k does nothing for.

[00:26:59] Listen, even if you was 15 right now and you would make a 40k,

[00:27:03] guess how much the shoes that you DJs that you want or whatever.

[00:27:06] I've had 200 plus two to $300.

[00:27:09] Like everything is a lot of money.

[00:27:13] 40k don't mean shit when everything's a lot of money.

[00:27:15] You think and everything is the price of when you was 15.

[00:27:19] Then it's a lot of money.

[00:27:20] I'm pretty sure my mom had a 40k a year job at some point in time at my childhood.

[00:27:28] She was making it work.

[00:27:31] We're not there, we're not there anymore.

[00:27:34] So hell yeah, 40k.

[00:27:37] Give them 40k.

[00:27:38] I mean they're gonna run through it and they much another you can do

[00:27:43] and they're not going to give them a bunch of hours.

[00:27:46] So even if they get in minimum wage,

[00:27:48] you making this thing like they're going to be working 80 hours a check.

[00:27:50] That's not going to happen.

[00:27:53] Fast food.

[00:27:53] Now think about it.

[00:27:54] Fast food was you probably don't remember,

[00:27:56] but fast food was deliberately set up so no one can work.

[00:28:02] Except a manager and even a manager has hours.

[00:28:06] I don't know how you were talking to the manager,

[00:28:08] but even they couldn't work over a certain amount of hours.

[00:28:11] Another manager had to come in.

[00:28:13] No one was working a certain amount of hours.

[00:28:17] It was hours I couldn't go past because of I forget what it was called.

[00:28:21] It was called on.

[00:28:24] I don't know my managers,

[00:28:25] you should just call it time,

[00:28:26] but I forget the actual name for it.

[00:28:28] Like it'll be times I'll be working.

[00:28:29] She'd be like all right, somebody gotta go on.

[00:28:31] Oh, you talking about the productive.

[00:28:34] Yeah, whatever the bucket is.

[00:28:36] It's their budget.

[00:28:38] So when they send you home, it isn't about,

[00:28:44] it's not about sending you home because anything else.

[00:28:46] It's like, all right, how much money did we bring in today?

[00:28:49] And how much money are we bringing in if it's slow?

[00:28:51] You got to send people home.

[00:28:53] So you can still pay everybody.

[00:28:55] That's what's good for you.

[00:28:57] That's also based off of them not wanting to pay it more than what they want to pay.

[00:29:05] So that's why they're doing the,

[00:29:06] that's why most of the McDonald's and stuff like that got the

[00:29:12] personless cashier or the checkout or whatever.

[00:29:15] You go into kiosk.

[00:29:16] I don't know why I said it that way, but I got the kiosk.

[00:29:19] Like you go in, you do what you need to do to food your prep, you kick them out.

[00:29:23] So you can have like a rotation of 15 people working four hours.

[00:29:26] You're not, you know what I mean?

[00:29:28] And just keep rotating them.

[00:29:29] No one's going to be making full-time hours to make 40K.

[00:29:32] It's not going to happen.

[00:29:35] A manager, maybe, but not part-time employees.

[00:29:42] Not even full-time employees.

[00:29:43] It's not going to happen.

[00:29:46] It might be one or two full-time employees.

[00:29:49] It works out, man.

[00:29:49] That's what I said.

[00:29:51] Yeah, it works out.

[00:29:55] It works out.

[00:29:58] Shit, I'll tell you one thing.

[00:30:00] Like they starting to do,

[00:30:03] well, one, I'm waiting for McDonald's.

[00:30:06] Did you hear about the, oh, we're talking about fucking McDonald's.

[00:30:09] So McDonald's is supposed to spin off the restaurant.

[00:30:14] They're supposed to have a spin-off restaurant come in.

[00:30:17] And right now, if we get where they have it at, it's called

[00:30:20] a, shit.

[00:30:24] It's called, let me look at that part quick.

[00:30:26] A long story short, close up be something other than burgers or shit like that

[00:30:30] or just a different spin on the shit.

[00:30:33] And I think some of them will be just strictly you come and pick up.

[00:30:37] So there'll be people back there, you know,

[00:30:39] chefing up your shit, but you ain't, it's not an experience.

[00:30:42] This is more or less like, come get your food.

[00:30:45] All right.

[00:30:46] Could you do that part-time?

[00:30:48] Like, yo, I ain't got a talk to nobody.

[00:30:49] I'm just back there fucking cooking.

[00:30:52] Cooking? Yeah. I could.

[00:30:55] Has some Gucci main playing.

[00:30:59] Good to go.

[00:31:01] But yeah, man, let me look up this McDonald's spin-off.

[00:31:07] Why can't you just come up and look?

[00:31:15] It will help if I knew how to spell.

[00:31:20] Have you heard of that though, the McDonald's spin-off restaurant?

[00:31:25] I don't know.

[00:31:26] Oh yeah, CosMCs.

[00:31:28] That's what it's supposed to be called.

[00:31:30] Cosmics like Cos...

[00:31:32] C-O-S-M-C-S, like Cosmic.

[00:31:34] It's supposed to be space-thing.

[00:31:38] And the first and let me see.

[00:31:48] Cafe, which is like a cafe outpost that will feature a menu,

[00:31:51] both similar items, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[00:31:55] Cherry energy slush.

[00:31:56] So it's supposed to be like, I guess, like Sonics, I guess.

[00:32:02] Kind of like the stuff that they would serve.

[00:32:04] But in you, I would say shout out to McDonald's,

[00:32:10] but they got enough money.

[00:32:12] It's not necessary.

[00:32:14] Shout out, we're fucked down.

[00:32:16] Because they food is trash.

[00:32:19] Food is trash.

[00:32:21] That was the coveted job at when we were young.

[00:32:24] It was like, yo, eat the checkers or fucking McDonald's.

[00:32:29] Cos they just got paid.

[00:32:31] That's a FHAS KFC.

[00:32:36] FHAS KFC.

[00:32:40] Shout out to them.

[00:32:41] You're on the dashboard.

[00:32:43] I don't want it to work at KFC.

[00:32:45] How long was your...

[00:32:45] How long?

[00:32:46] How long?

[00:32:46] ...KFC.

[00:32:49] Because I liked their chicken.

[00:32:52] Well, back then I did.

[00:32:55] Chicken trash.

[00:32:56] Back then I liked their chicken.

[00:32:58] So I was like, I don't want to work at KFC.

[00:33:03] So I originally, when I went to McDonald's,

[00:33:06] I originally applied to KFC.

[00:33:08] And it was KFC Chili's and what else?

[00:33:18] And I think it was Wawa's.

[00:33:22] I think it was Wawa's.

[00:33:23] Those are the original places that I applied to.

[00:33:29] I applied everything.

[00:33:35] Everything.

[00:33:36] Everything.

[00:33:36] Yeah, KFC was the only place.

[00:33:43] We used to piss be all of us like, oh,

[00:33:44] you want to try to work at downtown

[00:33:46] and lock around your commission

[00:33:48] or a shoe store could never get those jobs.

[00:33:53] Like never.

[00:34:00] Any interest in the story?

[00:34:03] No stories on Wadiwa?

[00:34:06] I mean, I got a story to do.

[00:34:08] I got a story, but I'm waiting on all the details.

[00:34:12] Oh, shit.

[00:34:13] I don't want to tell a story

[00:34:15] and not have all the details.

[00:34:18] Not really.

[00:34:18] I'm still, even though the story is my story,

[00:34:22] I'm still sitting on a massive story

[00:34:24] because this shit just keep getting better and better.

[00:34:27] And one day I'm going to just tell that in this entirety.

[00:34:30] But let's just, let's get into a point

[00:34:36] where I just not give a fuck about work.

[00:34:40] Not that I don't want to work.

[00:34:41] I want to work.

[00:34:42] I like the organization just to keep you

[00:34:44] in your fucking nerves, like literally.

[00:34:50] Yeah.

[00:34:51] I think I'm over this whole work thing.

[00:34:54] I'm ready to retire.

[00:34:57] Yeah.

[00:34:59] Damn it.

[00:34:59] I dropped my phone.

[00:35:00] I had a, before I was in my pocket

[00:35:02] and I was just like, I should play the fucking lottery.

[00:35:06] Every day, every time I play, I'm like,

[00:35:08] oh, this might be my chance to be done with this fucking shit.

[00:35:12] All right.

[00:35:12] And I was talking to my coworkers

[00:35:14] at work who was talking about that shit.

[00:35:15] He was like a group of us.

[00:35:17] And I was like,

[00:35:20] he was like, all I need is,

[00:35:21] he was telling me he was like,

[00:35:22] all you need is a million

[00:35:23] because he'll pay his house off,

[00:35:24] pay his bills off,

[00:35:26] sucks some away.

[00:35:27] And then I come to work happy as fuck

[00:35:28] because I ain't really got a word

[00:35:30] about so much anything.

[00:35:31] Like you come to work different

[00:35:33] when you ain't got to worry about shit.

[00:35:35] You just got to come to work to pay.

[00:35:37] Yeah, you gotta work to pay your shit in.

[00:35:39] Just pay the necessary bills

[00:35:42] in order to keep doing what you want to do.

[00:35:45] He's like, it's going to be easy

[00:35:46] to run through money.

[00:35:49] I was like, yeah, for all I kind of need

[00:35:52] is a million dollar student

[00:35:53] and in order for that to happen.

[00:35:55] Pay the house off,

[00:35:56] put like a couple hundred dollar away

[00:35:58] because you're already going to be

[00:35:59] working on your retirement

[00:36:00] and shit like that anyway.

[00:36:02] So yeah, I was like,

[00:36:04] but nah, I need to win that whole

[00:36:06] motherfucker.

[00:36:07] I was like, if I win the jackpot,

[00:36:09] I say I get all y'all a million dollars.

[00:36:11] They was like, can we get that in writing?

[00:36:13] I was like, what's a million dollars

[00:36:14] so far when 300 new?

[00:36:16] Our team ain't that big.

[00:36:17] I was like, because I'm gonna let y'all know

[00:36:19] I'm not to be the biggest inconvenience

[00:36:21] that I'm already doing the stuff

[00:36:23] that I know y'all gonna be working hard

[00:36:26] as fuck because not because I'm

[00:36:29] not because I'm a how could I put it?

[00:36:32] Not because I'm super IT guy,

[00:36:33] but only because there's only one other

[00:36:36] person in my position that kind of knows

[00:36:38] what's going on with the department

[00:36:41] and the organization.

[00:36:41] So that means a lot of people

[00:36:43] are going to have to pick up some slack

[00:36:44] or they're going to have to learn some shit.

[00:36:45] Right.

[00:36:47] I'm smart, but not that I'm super smart

[00:36:48] and holding this shit together.

[00:36:50] I'm not.

[00:36:51] It's just that I've been doing what I've

[00:36:52] been doing for so long that it's kind of like

[00:36:55] think about all the projects that I'm

[00:36:56] managing like, oh fuck it.

[00:36:58] I don't know how I'm going to get done.

[00:36:59] Y'all manage some projects now.

[00:37:01] They'll be mad as shit.

[00:37:02] Oh yeah.

[00:37:03] So for y'all trouble,

[00:37:04] we're gonna get y'all one million a piece.

[00:37:06] I'm out of there.

[00:37:07] Hey look, that's all I want.

[00:37:08] A million?

[00:37:09] Easy.

[00:37:10] Yeah.

[00:37:11] Yeah.

[00:37:11] Pay off everything and we can be better than them.

[00:37:16] Yeah, to be honest, I think

[00:37:17] I think most people if they do the

[00:37:19] right thing with their money,

[00:37:20] most people will be happy with a meal.

[00:37:22] Like a million at the taxes is what I'm trying to say.

[00:37:28] Yeah.

[00:37:29] A million at the taxes and I think most people will be

[00:37:33] thrilled with that.

[00:37:35] Oh yeah, a million at the time is true.

[00:37:44] You and White can be going to brunch every fucking Sunday.

[00:37:47] Oh yeah.

[00:37:48] I'd be like, man, what healthy spot you want to go to for brunch?

[00:37:50] Healthy fuck off like nothing.

[00:37:55] So I was talking to my man's around

[00:37:56] neighborhood and he was telling me he had

[00:37:58] got, I got told he went to a liquid diet.

[00:38:01] Yeah.

[00:38:01] He went to a liquid diet, put himself in the keto and all that.

[00:38:05] And I was like, huh, so I thought about trying there, right?

[00:38:10] And I was like, I don't know if I want to do all of that.

[00:38:12] That sounds intense.

[00:38:14] So going to dehydration.

[00:38:17] I'm like, dude, why didn't you gatorade brawl anything?

[00:38:22] Your body, even though you were dehydrated, think about it,

[00:38:25] water is like the

[00:38:27] dehydrated and want all liquid diet.

[00:38:32] I was he dehydrated on an all liquid diet.

[00:38:36] Because you know, you can't retain any what you can't

[00:38:38] retain any hydration if you don't do it right.

[00:38:41] So think about it.

[00:38:43] Drinking a lot of water is like having a sodium chloride flush

[00:38:48] or a saline flush, hit your skin.

[00:38:52] You took all your nutrients out.

[00:38:54] All you're doing is really overloading your cells with water,

[00:38:56] which means you're out of dynamic equilibrium.

[00:38:59] And then from there, you're just absorbing water

[00:39:04] and letting it out and your body's just trying to ditch it all.

[00:39:07] So you're not really hydrating yourself and your cells can't

[00:39:10] necessarily take in nutrients.

[00:39:11] So that's why you need the sodium.

[00:39:13] So you need something that's going to cool the water down.

[00:39:17] So he pretty much, all his electrolytes,

[00:39:20] all his salt, all that stuff was gone.

[00:39:23] It was just water.

[00:39:24] So you got it.

[00:39:25] You've got to take in some sort of salt for your body

[00:39:28] to still function to absorb the water.

[00:39:32] So he was dehydrated.

[00:39:33] I was drinking all the water.

[00:39:34] And I didn't understand why.

[00:39:35] I'm like, I could have told you that.

[00:39:43] Maybe I've been somewhat kind of doing that with,

[00:39:47] but it ain't been water.

[00:39:48] It's been smoothies and protein shakes and Gatorade and shit.

[00:39:53] That's fine.

[00:39:53] You won't dehydrate yourself with that.

[00:39:55] I lost him down though.

[00:39:58] Damn, but I get it.

[00:40:00] She's off of dental work.

[00:40:03] I was about to say the other one.

[00:40:04] That big pause.

[00:40:05] Oh, from from from yet, from you had a prostate check.

[00:40:08] You lost a pound?

[00:40:10] No, I say that.

[00:40:12] That's great.

[00:40:13] You lose a.

[00:40:15] Not my.

[00:40:16] Yo, if you lose a pound off the prostate check.

[00:40:22] Oh, my.

[00:40:25] No, dental work off the Donald work.

[00:40:29] I don't want to eat basically.

[00:40:31] I just been drinking for one of the fucking

[00:40:34] big bottles of naked,

[00:40:38] the smoothie shit.

[00:40:41] Something I'm not drinking on that protein shakes.

[00:40:46] Oh, no.

[00:40:48] All the eggs.

[00:40:49] Bananas.

[00:40:52] Fucking rabbit.

[00:40:53] Even healthy.

[00:40:54] I see.

[00:40:56] Not even purposely.

[00:40:57] I didn't want to do that.

[00:40:59] My my my was so I was walking.

[00:41:02] Well, I was walking around this house not more or less in pain,

[00:41:05] but just angry because I went grocery shopping, right?

[00:41:08] And then the week and then the day they're very I need to think

[00:41:11] about this correctly.

[00:41:12] I want grocery shopping for a bunch of shit.

[00:41:15] And the very fucking next day was the day to get the wisdom

[00:41:19] team taken out because I had just started a visit on the

[00:41:21] week before and I bought a bunch of shit that I couldn't eat.

[00:41:26] And when I say a bunch of shit, I mean a bunch of shit.

[00:41:28] I was in this house just mad.

[00:41:30] Like I couldn't eat shit.

[00:41:31] I didn't want chips and salsa and shit and fucking.

[00:41:36] I bought a buttload of stuff and I'm like, oh, this shit ain't

[00:41:39] working out for me.

[00:41:41] I'm hungry as hell.

[00:41:43] Just angry, angry, hungry.

[00:41:46] And my teeth are hurting.

[00:41:52] I'm like, every you know, every now and then, are you okay?

[00:41:54] You're okay?

[00:41:55] And I like take that.

[00:41:55] Yeah, she frozen me.

[00:41:57] So you are.

[00:41:58] No, I look, I take the visit.

[00:42:00] I know if they eat and shit.

[00:42:01] She was as if it with those on and when you take them off,

[00:42:03] I was like, I felt my teeth lost weight.

[00:42:07] I'm like, yeah, he's both fuckers.

[00:42:12] Yo, we're hurt to bite into shit.

[00:42:14] I'm like, God damn.

[00:42:17] I'm missing.

[00:42:18] I was like, why would I do this fucking cookout season coming

[00:42:21] up and shit?

[00:42:22] Yeah, what a fuck would I do this?

[00:42:24] I did not do that door and cookout season.

[00:42:28] Huh?

[00:42:29] That was I forgot why you would do that door and

[00:42:30] cookout season.

[00:42:32] I'm mad as shit.

[00:42:35] That's because you know what?

[00:42:35] You didn't want to go to nobody's cookout.

[00:42:37] That's why my fucking personal.

[00:42:39] I don't have no part-time job.

[00:42:40] I got the time now.

[00:42:41] So it's just like, yo, I could fucking, you know,

[00:42:45] on Mondays and Thursdays and work from home,

[00:42:47] I could throw some shit on the grill.

[00:42:50] I would be grilling while I'm working and then had

[00:42:53] that dinner.

[00:42:56] Yeah.

[00:42:56] Well, yeah, I guess you can't do that.

[00:42:57] I guess you can grill.

[00:42:58] You just can't eat it now.

[00:43:00] That hurts.

[00:43:01] It hurts my.

[00:43:06] You knew what you were doing when you did.

[00:43:08] No, that's the problem.

[00:43:09] I did not.

[00:43:10] Not at that plan is right.

[00:43:15] Oh, I wanted some pieces of the day.

[00:43:17] I was like, I don't want to be that dumb motherfucker

[00:43:19] cutting up the piece of what a pork and knife

[00:43:21] because I got to put the fork on one side

[00:43:23] of my mouth and chew.

[00:43:26] And I'm like, oh my gosh, man.

[00:43:30] But I really wanted some fucking pizza.

[00:43:32] I had to settle for a fucking hot pocket.

[00:43:34] Not angry enough.

[00:43:36] Fucking hot pocket.

[00:43:37] Well, see, I don't eat too much hot pockets.

[00:43:40] So.

[00:43:44] I'm not a fucking kid.

[00:43:49] I was hungry as shit yesterday.

[00:43:51] It's like, fuck.

[00:43:54] Hey, we look on the bright side.

[00:43:59] Actually, there really is no bright side to it.

[00:44:04] I mean, I tried to.

[00:44:09] But really.

[00:44:11] There really isn't one.

[00:44:13] The bright side is that this will correct my spacing

[00:44:17] and my bite.

[00:44:19] I got the teeth that were impacted in my gums out.

[00:44:23] And I should be fine and have a better quality of life.

[00:44:28] So supposedly for six months,

[00:44:30] I don't know what I'm going to do.

[00:44:37] So I was like, yo, I'm about to lose on weight like shit, man.

[00:44:42] I was talking about like my one of my coworkers

[00:44:44] at the same thing that wasn't to whatever have you.

[00:44:47] And he had complications.

[00:44:50] They were trying to take his shit out.

[00:44:51] One of his teeth shattered as they was taking it out.

[00:44:57] So he kept having to go back because it was bone shards.

[00:45:00] Like they sold us shit up, but it was bone shards in his gums.

[00:45:03] So that like get in there again, pull out pieces of like teeth, tooth or whatever.

[00:45:10] And so I'm back up.

[00:45:11] I'm like, man, come on.

[00:45:12] He had to do that three times.

[00:45:14] Like it'd be a work.

[00:45:15] We like some email.

[00:45:17] I think I found another bone shard.

[00:45:19] I'm going to be out for blah, blah, blah, blah.

[00:45:21] I'm like, God, damn.

[00:45:24] He said it took him three months

[00:45:25] with shit to get back.

[00:45:27] I'm like three fucking months.

[00:45:29] He's like, yeah, he put in and fucking

[00:45:34] to talk.

[00:45:36] I'm like, oh, no.

[00:45:38] That got us.

[00:45:40] That got us.

[00:45:44] I couldn't imagine.

[00:45:50] When you got yours taken out, did you go under or did you get the needle?

[00:45:53] They put me under.

[00:45:55] I took the needle.

[00:45:56] I told you, I was worried about going under when I got.

[00:46:00] That was worth taking my life.

[00:46:04] I was like, yeah, I hope they don't put me under.

[00:46:06] And then they was like, oh, no, we're not that fast.

[00:46:08] We're going to give you a look because I thought they were going to give me a.

[00:46:12] I thought they were going to give me a regular, but instead they gave me a local.

[00:46:17] So I was like, all right, cool.

[00:46:18] That means I'll be breathing on my own versus through a tube.

[00:46:22] That was my fear.

[00:46:22] I didn't care less about most of that.

[00:46:25] I was just like, I don't want to have to be breathing on damn tube.

[00:46:31] Yeah.

[00:46:33] I was, I was just scared to go under in general.

[00:46:35] And I'm like, all right, how bad could this be?

[00:46:37] It's not bad.

[00:46:40] For me, I'm going to tell you a story.

[00:46:42] So I get in there.

[00:46:44] I guess that was the way I get in there.

[00:46:48] This is actually what I wanted to talk about when I was like, oh, I forgot I wanted to

[00:46:51] talk about this.

[00:46:53] I get in there and they was like, don't be nervous to two women.

[00:46:56] One was the person doing it and the person was helping.

[00:47:01] She was like, she was like, all the time I was like, you nervous?

[00:47:04] I'm like, yeah, man, I don't deserve every day.

[00:47:07] I'm going to my wisdom teeth taking out every day.

[00:47:09] They just thought it was so funny.

[00:47:13] I'm like, all right.

[00:47:15] So they do what they need to do.

[00:47:16] They numb my mouth with the jail and shit like that.

[00:47:19] And then she pulls out this thing.

[00:47:21] Lumb and shit because the shit don't numb it.

[00:47:24] No, I ain't I ain't listen.

[00:47:25] That was just for them to put before they put the needle in.

[00:47:30] So she pulls out this big fucking contraption.

[00:47:32] Well, well, well, actually before she pulls out this whatever the fuck this was,

[00:47:36] I guess the kind of angle of the get the right angle of the needles

[00:47:40] to go inside my fucking jaw the right way.

[00:47:43] She goes, she had a Lexa in the joint.

[00:47:46] She was like Alexa play some Afro beats.

[00:47:49] And I'm like, oh, so she she just about to be in her element.

[00:47:53] So they doing anything.

[00:47:54] She bring up this big thing.

[00:47:56] She was like, don't look at it because if you look at it,

[00:47:59] you want to freak out.

[00:48:00] And what did I do?

[00:48:01] You looked at it.

[00:48:02] I was like, I was like, which I'm about to do.

[00:48:04] I was like, that's the deal.

[00:48:06] I was like, yo, that's the deal.

[00:48:07] She was like, yeah, I'm like, I was like, all right,

[00:48:09] give me to me take three deep breaths first.

[00:48:13] And you're so.

[00:48:17] You ain't never do it.

[00:48:18] So how you don't never do it.

[00:48:21] And when they did it, you were asleep.

[00:48:23] So what does it mean?

[00:48:26] I was asleep.

[00:48:29] Caller V. Solve you went to sleep.

[00:48:31] I stayed up and watched them do the shit.

[00:48:34] Oh, so you had to feel all the pain of them pulling your teeth out.

[00:48:39] This ain't filled the pain my mouth was though.

[00:48:41] When I say all my shit was done,

[00:48:43] like they gave me three shots deep on both sides of my jaw.

[00:48:48] Yeah.

[00:48:49] And that's when they got the data.

[00:48:50] It was like, three, three, three, three, three, three.

[00:48:51] I was like, mm-hmm.

[00:48:52] And that's when they got to work.

[00:48:54] But it was the noises in the smell that freaking freaked me out.

[00:48:59] So they just.

[00:49:01] Oh, smelling bone, like them chiseling or the bone burning,

[00:49:05] because that's what the fuck it smells like.

[00:49:06] It is the word looking smell.

[00:49:08] It is a creepy smell.

[00:49:11] It was a weird smell.

[00:49:12] I don't know if it was just like bone and blood and shit like that.

[00:49:16] It was a weird smell for me.

[00:49:17] And it was like, just relax, breathe.

[00:49:19] And they could tell I wasn't breathing and shit.

[00:49:20] I'm like, they know whatever they're doing.

[00:49:24] And I was explaining to my wife, I was like,

[00:49:26] yo, like it was a nerve wrecking experience.

[00:49:30] But at the same time, it was so calm because they were so nice

[00:49:33] and they were so calm with me that it actually lowered my stress.

[00:49:37] But hearing certain things got, you know,

[00:49:41] you know, the anxiety just started kicking in and shit.

[00:49:44] And I was like, oh, shit, what if they pull out the wrong teeth?

[00:49:46] And they got a, you know, blah, blah, blah.

[00:49:47] I'm like, why am I worried about that?

[00:49:49] They already said what they was going to do.

[00:49:50] I'm not asleep.

[00:49:52] Just to snap.

[00:49:53] So so they were as they were do stuff,

[00:49:57] they would explain what's about to happen,

[00:49:59] including the sounds I'm about to hear.

[00:50:02] And the one thing that creepy, I was like,

[00:50:04] you're going to hear a crunch and then you're going to hear pop.

[00:50:06] I'm like in my head, I'm like, oh, what?

[00:50:09] And that's exactly what I heard crunch pop.

[00:50:11] And I was like, what the fuck, man?

[00:50:14] I was like, all right, I'm ready.

[00:50:18] Can we wrap this up in my head?

[00:50:19] I ain't say this to them.

[00:50:20] I'm like, nah, that was too much.

[00:50:22] And it was like, all right, we done about to sew you up.

[00:50:24] And I'm like, what?

[00:50:26] So the whole process took like maybe 20 minutes.

[00:50:31] Don't like forever.

[00:50:32] But anytime I'm going anything with the mouth again,

[00:50:35] I'm going under.

[00:50:37] Like there's no way.

[00:50:38] I don't want to go through that shit again.

[00:50:40] We're feeling.

[00:50:41] No way.

[00:50:43] I wouldn't either.

[00:50:45] Where the fuck?

[00:50:45] It was, I didn't say it was comforting to do it.

[00:50:49] You was, you was, no, listen,

[00:50:51] that's as comfortable as you can get.

[00:50:52] You was, man, look, I was scared to go under.

[00:50:57] I was like, man, I got to go under.

[00:51:00] Like, yeah, you go under, it'll be fine.

[00:51:02] And the guy was like, all right,

[00:51:04] we put this needle in here.

[00:51:06] And I was like, I'm going to go under.

[00:51:08] All right, we put this needle in here.

[00:51:10] The hydrates you.

[00:51:11] I said, you're lying.

[00:51:12] She's like, why?

[00:51:12] He was like, how do you know that?

[00:51:13] I said, because I'm already tired.

[00:51:19] Yo, did you dream when you went to sleep?

[00:51:22] When they put you to sleep?

[00:51:23] No, honestly, it was, it felt like it was just a couple minutes.

[00:51:27] Honestly, nothing, nothing major, just,

[00:51:33] just like something real quick.

[00:51:38] Honestly, I think my brother also scared me too,

[00:51:41] because I remember one time I had to come on base.

[00:51:45] When you got out the army to get some dental work done,

[00:51:49] and he was like, I was like, they put you under the sleeve.

[00:51:52] He said, I ain't letting them put me to sleep.

[00:51:54] Like, I heard strange things happen.

[00:51:57] Like people would think, take it off the road,

[00:51:58] and that's on base.

[00:51:59] And I'm like, man, you would think that shit would be just, no.

[00:52:04] I'm like, fuck that.

[00:52:07] He said halfway through, he started feeling some pain.

[00:52:09] He smacked, I told you that stuff.

[00:52:11] I think I told everybody that story.

[00:52:12] That shit actually happened to me too.

[00:52:14] A little bit through they was doing something,

[00:52:15] it was like, I was like, nah, I feel something.

[00:52:17] It was like, okay, let's give you another shot.

[00:52:19] And I'm like, God damn.

[00:52:20] So it was actually four on the left, three on the right.

[00:52:22] And I'm like, come on, man.

[00:52:24] I'm gonna shoot a little,

[00:52:25] I couldn't feel shit, but now I feel shit.

[00:52:34] And then I started feeling shit.

[00:52:35] And I'm like, oh, there goes the pain.

[00:52:40] My ass was walking around and fucking the outlets,

[00:52:46] my swollen as shit went to the costum.

[00:52:49] Like it's shopping because that's how much I didn't feel shit.

[00:52:53] And then after a while,

[00:52:54] because I was waiting for my prescription to be filled,

[00:52:58] not the while that shit just hit me.

[00:52:59] And I was like, oh, shit.

[00:53:02] And I could not bear that shit.

[00:53:04] I'm like, ah, fuck, I need to do something.

[00:53:07] I'm all here fucking shopping this shit.

[00:53:09] I ain't got nobody with me.

[00:53:14] It was, I mean, yeah.

[00:53:21] Funnish shit.

[00:53:21] You sound like you just took that shit like a,

[00:53:24] a visa line.

[00:53:24] You keep forgetting the visa line shit, man.

[00:53:27] I know you got the visa line and shit.

[00:53:29] Because I don't have no a visa line.

[00:53:33] So, I mean, the only thing they told me was like, yeah,

[00:53:36] you might, your teeth might shift after you

[00:53:39] wasn't to come out.

[00:53:40] But that's what you could tell me.

[00:53:43] They were like, yeah, your teeth might shift.

[00:53:45] And I was like, oh, all right.

[00:53:47] Well, I mean, how much they said it won't be nothing dramatic.

[00:53:51] It just, it'll be noticeable, but it pretty much.

[00:53:56] Noticable is dramatic to me.

[00:53:58] Well, notice the bar is like the addition of everything.

[00:54:02] Because, you know, at that time I was having bleeding from the gums.

[00:54:07] And I just came, because you remember, I just came back from ocean city

[00:54:11] and I had a tooth infection or a gum infection.

[00:54:14] How everyone, however they addressed it.

[00:54:17] So with the, with the infection, I had to,

[00:54:23] shit, for me when I had to get the wisdom to take it out.

[00:54:28] And mind you, I was going to get it taken out anyway.

[00:54:31] It's just that infection expedited me having to get them taken out.

[00:54:36] Like, it wasn't like I wanted to get it done right then and there.

[00:54:40] It was like a, all right, I'm gonna get it done,

[00:54:44] but I'm gonna get it done like later in the year.

[00:54:46] Or I could take off and have days off.

[00:54:48] But once I got the infection, it was like, yeah.

[00:54:54] I had to go ahead and do that.

[00:54:57] I was supposed to get my wisdom to you taking off like five years ago.

[00:55:00] And the only thing that stopped me was unfortunately money and also me being pussy.

[00:55:11] Money and being pussy, I said.

[00:55:14] Because at that time when my assurance it was like $300 to come on, fuck out of here.

[00:55:19] I couldn't, I was, could not afford that.

[00:55:23] Could not, not at that time.

[00:55:25] Like I just, I think I had, I was pained by the people when I just got, you know what I mean?

[00:55:31] I'm like, I am.

[00:55:32] I can do that shit.

[00:55:35] I can do that shit.

[00:55:37] And I feel like I am one of the wonder.

[00:55:42] I hear too many horror stories about people with certain things like,

[00:55:45] oh, you take bike, get in and know every time I take pills like that, I get extra loopy.

[00:55:52] Listen, I ain't feel loopy or nothing.

[00:55:54] That was a bad thing about fucking.

[00:55:56] You know who you ask about drugs?

[00:55:58] Weird dreams or anything like that.

[00:55:59] What is the drug this week?

[00:56:00] You know who you ask about drugs?

[00:56:01] You ask D-Law and his double sign law.

[00:56:03] I'll tell you all about it.

[00:56:05] I don't feel nothing.

[00:56:08] I come off of them because I have a fear of being addicted to them.

[00:56:13] They didn't feel like anything.

[00:56:16] I take them for the shortest amount of time.

[00:56:19] Yeah.

[00:56:21] I took two vikings, not back to back, but like one one day and one another day.

[00:56:28] And they helped, but they didn't really like the things that people would describe.

[00:56:32] I got none of that.

[00:56:34] Yeah.

[00:56:35] I find video.

[00:56:36] I was coherent as shit.

[00:56:38] Like I was good.

[00:56:39] Yeah.

[00:56:39] Look, I played 2K.

[00:56:40] Me too.

[00:56:43] And it was the old 2K at that because I got them taken out in June.

[00:56:49] Yeah.

[00:56:49] So I'm coming up on a year of not having no wisdom teeth and I don't feel less smarter.

[00:56:54] So I think I'm good.

[00:56:57] You would make that joke.

[00:56:58] I would make a dad joke.

[00:57:03] Hey, don't judge me for making a dad joke.

[00:57:09] I can judge you.

[00:57:10] What do you mean?

[00:57:11] I mean, yeah, I made a dad joke so what?

[00:57:17] Yeah.

[00:57:17] Shout out to wisdom teeth.

[00:57:19] The bane of everyone's existence.

[00:57:25] Oh, yeah.

[00:57:26] But yeah, I didn't have any weird things with the vika.

[00:57:35] I didn't either.

[00:57:37] Nothing.

[00:57:38] Well, they didn't give me vikings.

[00:57:39] They gave me, they gave me coke.

[00:57:44] Was that oxy?

[00:57:46] Uh, Tylenol.

[00:57:53] They gave me Tylenol.

[00:57:58] Yeah.

[00:57:59] They gave me Tylenol with whatever it is that's in it.

[00:58:04] And then, yeah.

[00:58:09] And then I was taking an ibuprofen 800.

[00:58:12] I'm taking now.

[00:58:14] The thing is I've been managing the pain.

[00:58:18] It's like I was saying earlier, like Tylenol here and then ibuprofen there.

[00:58:25] I woke up.

[00:58:26] I went to bed taking the ibuprofen.

[00:58:29] I went to bed, but you know what I mean?

[00:58:30] That was the last thing I took.

[00:58:32] I haven't taken medicine yet.

[00:58:34] So I think I'm going to be at like a little, maybe 12.

[00:58:40] I think my shit might be healing.

[00:58:46] I don't know.

[00:58:47] Um, unless it hurts like hell, but uh, my, like the area where my, my tooth got uh,

[00:58:54] you know, it's a little whatever, but it wasn't like pain like it was before.

[00:59:05] Yeah.

[00:59:05] Now I didn't, I'm not gonna say it wasn't bad because it was definitely bad, but

[00:59:13] after like the, because the first thing, because I was still feeling the, um, I still had some of

[00:59:20] the drugs in my system from the, uh, which were called that they gave me.

[00:59:26] It was the next day that was bad where it was like, oh, this is a painful shit.

[00:59:36] So yeah, that's what it was for me too.

[00:59:38] Like the day, uh, excuse me, the day of, okay, because I was already numb and I was already

[00:59:45] taking the medicines.

[00:59:46] So yeah, but the day of I was fine.

[00:59:49] It was after the day of, then it was like, oh God, it sure hurts because then now I can

[00:59:59] feel everywhere that they had like helped my mouth open that or, uh, yeah.

[01:00:05] That's when it started getting bad.

[01:00:06] I was like, damn.

[01:00:08] So yeah.

[01:00:12] Good times.

[01:00:13] Good times.

[01:00:13] Good times.

[01:00:15] That's not really good times.

[01:00:18] I will never do it again.

[01:00:19] I'm glad they're all gone out my mouth.

[01:00:22] Yo, I was talking on my, uh, my homies or whatever.

[01:00:26] He was asking me, basically I told him what happened without everybody.

[01:00:30] What happened to shit?

[01:00:31] He's asking with drugs that I get.

[01:00:33] And I was like, I'm probably not going to take it.

[01:00:35] And they was like, yo, if you ain't gonna take it, um, you know, I'm like, no,

[01:00:41] I live anything.

[01:00:42] I know where it can go and I'm going to make some money.

[01:00:45] Yeah.

[01:00:45] You not getting it, but then he was like, uh, when he got his taken out,

[01:00:56] um, you know, the assurance paid for and he says, motherfucker, uh,

[01:01:00] the wisdom, another wisdom chief came back in its place and the assurance

[01:01:04] wouldn't pay to get that one distracted.

[01:01:06] He was like, they was like, it was only a one time thing and he was so mad.

[01:01:09] We had to pay the whole price for the second.

[01:01:13] And the same fucking spot.

[01:01:16] That's crazy.

[01:01:18] It's super crazy.

[01:01:19] And just imagine having to pay that out of pocket.

[01:01:29] He was so fucking pissed.

[01:01:33] I was like, that's a thing.

[01:01:34] Another one could come in its place.

[01:01:36] You know what it was?

[01:01:38] The tooth shifted into that.

[01:01:39] There was a part of the tooth underneath that just shifted.

[01:01:43] He probably wanted a few people that still had a baby tooth.

[01:01:48] A baby wisdom?

[01:01:49] A baby wisdom too.

[01:01:53] Is that a thing?

[01:01:55] It might be.

[01:01:56] I don't know.

[01:01:58] Could be.

[01:01:58] I told them baby wisdom too fast, mother fuckers out there,

[01:02:03] not being able to chew this food properly.

[01:02:05] That just, I don't know what I'm saying.

[01:02:11] Well, no, no, like everybody's going to man.

[01:02:15] I am getting hungry as hell.

[01:02:17] I started drinking, but I haven't even eaten a whole meal yet.

[01:02:21] Yo, I haven't eaten shit, listen.

[01:02:26] Old meal or chopped up banana in my old meal,

[01:02:28] a board egg, that is all I had.

[01:02:30] It's called I'm Hungry Shit.

[01:02:32] And I had that like around nine.

[01:02:34] I'm hungry as shit.

[01:02:37] Thank you everybody for tuning in.

[01:02:38] I'm hungry as shit.

[01:02:39] That's your heart.

[01:02:42] Next time.