Modernized Equality Ft. DeLaw

that that's so standard, it's great The other stuff.

Like I need to talk about cooking and cleaning because as an adult, i should know how to cook and clean. You should not have to clean. I need to talk about that. I'm talking about the value of you as a person. What do you add If you can't say nothing more than be loyal to you, because that's what you're kind of supposed to do too, and you know what I mean. Like not once have I heard of women like well, i give you back robes and feet. Robes, i like where I'm. Feet I'm like shit.

I might have to consider you know she's, she, like you know what it is, is women are still fighting for equal or right, because back in the day it was like, so you know, back in that day, like back in like 6070s, 80s, dudes didn't eat chicks pussies, right?

Okay, i knew that's what she said. Everybody, welcome back to another episode Corned West podcast. That's all. Yo, d-law, drinking water. Yo, i'll never see you drinking water. There's always a alcohol Alcohol, yeah.

Well, you know, i tried something different today. You know, i realized that every time we record I was drinking alcohol, never with water. So I figured why not try today?

Just today.

I'm also drinking liquor, but I'm only gonna show you Yo. sorry, but there it is.

We have a regular D-Law here today.

Don't let the water fool you Regular D-Law here. Fuck that water drinking nigga over here with me.

That's always. You gotta be West. Another episode in a week.

You just got one personality West. We ain't got double personality West, the West doesn't have double personalities.

West is West all the way through.

Maybe just need a multiple personalities.

I hope not. I hope not. Yeah, But uh yeah, man. Another week, Another week, another day of uh daily carjacks.

Bones chip.

Oh that good shit, not good shit.

but it sounds like we got a key all day out there.

You, uh, you in danger? Oh yeah, Of course That shit is getting crazy, oh no.

Yeah, I saw it online. They've been doing this for like a year.

I ain't know, it's been a year.

They said it's like a TikTok challenge. Let's see.

Yo, then you deserve more. Go ahead and buy that app, man.

They might as well, because what you had the hot water challenge that killed somebody You got the hot water. Everyone the chicks were drinking that boiling water. No, you don't remember.

I don't pay attention to shit like that. It's happened years ago.

No, it's happened like two years ago. I don't even think it was a TikTok challenge. It was a challenge, a challenge, and it was like drink boiling hot water and the girl did it and it scarred her inside her throat and stuff so much that it eventually, like some a week or so, some change later, killed her in the hospital.

Like yeah, First of all, why would you try to drink hot? Like come on now. What did you think was going to happen?

I don't think she knew what was going to happen.

No, no, no, no, no, she ain't, she ain't six, she ain't five. Even if she was six and five, my nephew knows like oh shit, that's hot, let me not try to drink that. Even a baby knows you give a baby a bottle of shit too hot She. You know the baby crying Oh, didn't hear about that challenge. Never knew about that challenge.

Let me see, i guess, what we're doing is. I'll see if I can find it.

I want to know about it. I believe you.

Yo, i believe you. Also, i have to find out where are my toll tickets. Because my toll tickets, my toll ticket, because you know I went to the tolls, like last year. I'm like yo, you know, by the time, don't make a signature change.

Yo, that's not even speak that into existence. I did some shit in VA about four years ago. I ain't never get them shits And I keep checking. After a while I was just like fuck it, I got through. I don't know what's up with those. Sometimes you get them shit, Sometimes you don't. And sometimes you get them when you don't really need to have them, Like when you got shit to pay for or whatever have you, then they like they'll send it and they'll send it and you'll call them.

But like, yeah, I just got this in the mail, But we don't have this on file.

You'd be like come on, man.

Yeah, they'll be like oh, yeah, you know. Yeah, you know, you can always go on online and find it. You know, by the time this gets there, you know it might be one or two days of pay or it might be a couple months past due.

So then you're going to find it before in real life.

Well, right Paperwork. Paperwork Like who? This is your job. That's sent it out to me all the time.

It's just a scam. We already know. Toe, that's just a scam, of course. But toros, all they do is create more traffic. Fuck it. The problem is not toros. We don't need toros. We need revamping of no. That's not what it's called. What is it called? We need better traffic patterns and better city planning. That's what that is. If you do a toll, it's just more people going through the toll, more people not going through the toll. You do another lane, it's just more people on the road in the lane, it just allows more people. It doesn't make it even for people to travel. Just stupid.

So here's what happened It was an eight year old girl in Florida.

A eight year old girl, Well shit Who looked at a YouTube video where someone appeared to be drinking boiling hot water out from a straw and her friend dared her to do it And when she did it it scarred her esophagus, her windpipe, so bad they had to do like emergency surgery. She ended up dying roughly a couple of months later from complications from it. I was like man, she couldn't breathe.

So you, eight years old, and boiling water on your own. Your parents didn't say, yo, what's going on? I don't know man, she passed away. I'm not really knocking her, it's just sad.

It's just sad. It's like come on like, i understand, you know, but have you seen any?

stolen kids in your, in your neighborhood.

But I did see on on Facebook that somebody posted somebody broken today. That's how I found out about the whole TikTok challenge thing. It was like, yeah, she said it's been a whole TikTok challenge. It was like if you got to push to start, you're generally safe. If you got a key one, they're cranking it like we did back in the day.

I thought the push, the starts were as you weren't safe.

Oh, you push starts, you're fine If you're going to, if you're going to still push a push to start you got, you really got, knows you don't you got? because you know that's based on the key in the computer in the car, which means that you need First of you got to prep for that. You're not just going to be like you know what it was, we bought it, go out here. We want to do this push to start car with no equipment. So we're looking for some car that we can stick the screwdriver and turn it. So you're looking for old school cars, because even some of the other, even some of the new cars are still used to keep. There's a chip in it is like specifically engraved to that thing. So you can't even you still can't even crank it.

So yeah, yeah, I get it.

It's a. It's a. Yeah, i don't get. It's almost like people say I'm gonna go rob somebody, but no one carries cash.

Yeah, what's worse, though? getting robbed or getting scammed. Which one do you want?

At least if I'm getting robbed and they don't kill me, because you know, if you're gonna rob me, i'm hoping that you're not trying to kill me, just want whatever money or phone I have, right, and you're only gonna be able to take, but so much, until I can get to a phone to cut everything off. Right? You know what I'm saying. That's as far as you're going to get Right. Right, if you're scammed, it don't matter if you shut the cars off or not, you, they then wiped you out and then you got to wait for your money. Yeah, so it's not even. Both are bad, but as long as I survived the robbing, it ain't as bad.

I don't carry cash, so that means the only thing you really can take is my phones, and then my work phone is tracked. So if I go to work, say, yeah, someone robbed me from my phone, they'll just track the phone.

I mean We'll cut it all.

They'll cut it off or wipe it, they'll probably do that, but they'll still track it and find out, because it's a crime to have my work phone. Yeah, literally, if my wife was like I need to look at your phone, i had to tell the sheriff like, yeah, you're going to be committing a crime. Yeah, we'll see how.

We'll see how that goes. I don't do anything on that phone.

The only time I even answer that phone is if it's my boss. Other than that, i don't. You know, i check my emails and that's about it, because that's the only thing that comes in on that phone during the weekend. So I ain't getting far with saying you can't look in that phone, darling, because that is a crime punishable by some time in jail.

Yo, i remember the first time I told my mom don't be looking at my mail because it's against the law to open somebody else's mail. She looked at me and laughed the way. I just laughed at you Like fuck out of here. You live here in my house. I thought she looked at me. I opened your mail if I want to, you sure about?

that? You sure about that? You sure about that? That's parents for you. No, your wife will do it.

Listen, you, my husband. I'm going to look at your phone. I think she'll understand. Nah, she probably will. I ain't going to say she probably won't. I'm going to say she probably won't. I'm going to say she probably won't. I'm going to say she probably won't. I'm going to say she probably won't. I think she'll understand. She will understand. She should. She'll understand, no doubt. I should just remind you when I first started college, my mom opened up my grades without me and I'm at work, and then she comes to my job and shows me my grades and is like I'm very disappointed in you. Huh, yeah, i haven't told that story. I'm pretty sure I told that story.

Well, i just told the story, no you just told the story.

Yeah, i just told the story, you just told it.

so now tell the whole story. Why did you get bad grades?

Why did I get bad grades? It was my first year in college. I was getting adjusted. You were fucking around.

Nah, no, literally I was just getting adjusted. I was taking the bus all the way to the campus. I didn't have that much money in my pocket Trying to do a part time job because I can't have some money in my pocket. My mom couldn't help out with any money or tuition or anything like that, or even fucking transportation. So a lot of it was just me having bad study habits, me being tired and exhausted all the time and me feeling like my friends were having way more fun than I was. Let's just be more. Yeah, they definitely were. I'm somehow motherfuckers. I was having three songs with shrivels partying alcohol, i think at that time I wasn't part of that time. I wanted to go see Kevin Durand at the Rucker Shit like that. I'm like damn man, just fucking study in and shit When you Your friends got to do some hoodwrap shit.

I was dismayed at hoodwrap partying. I was like college, i was just trying to stay focused, but that's all it was. I wasn't really fucking around, i think that year, well that semester, my dumb ass decided to take Art 101, which was hard and some other stuff. So I got maybe two B's or some shit like that, but the rest was kind of like okay. But it's just like I'd be wanting to ask my mom about that shit. I'm like why did you think that was a good idea to come to my fucking part time job as an 18, 19 year old with my grades that you opened up, to come up there and say I'm disappointed in you?

I think she told you why.

You disappointed in your ass. Yo, i'm an adult at that point. Number one two I'm living in your house, yes, but three you're making me pay rent.

Come on now, Like she said. she said she ain't having no dumbasses in her motherfucking house.

Yeah, well, that's another thing. when you make that statement, Well, yeah, mom did that shit.

She said though she said Wes, i bet not see you went in here anything less than a 3.2. Your GPA what was it like a 2.7? She was disappointed.

Nah, you're funny. I don't know what the fuck it was, maybe a 2.0.

I don't know what it was Well, you didn't get kicked out of school.

Listen, i just don't understand that move as a parent. Why do that? It's a weird thing to do. I often look back at this shit and it's not that it scarred me or anything like that. It just felt she made me feel shitty when she didn't have to make me feel shitty. That's a weird thing to do. Sounds like you need a whole hug. No, not right now. I needed a hug back then. I mean, she did it at my job. I was working at Circus City. She did it at my job and then left.

I still had to work my shift. I mean, it wasn't like she said in front of little cute girls.

Listen. So your mom comes up to say you know, if your mom would give you the, i'm disappointed in you. Shit, it's already going to hit you a little different. She did it while it was at work. First of all that and work sounds weird because it's like if I'm already working and trying to put myself through school, i don't need to. I'm disappointed in you because I didn't get the grades you think I should have. You shouldn't be opening up that fucking middle. That's all I'm saying. Don't ever do that to your son. That's it. Don't even say what you're about to say.

Man, look, I ain't even got a guess about what this nigga's grades is Oh, my God. The way he's gonna be going to class and fucking around to get it. If he come in here hot without a 2.8 thing, i'm happy. Yeah, i feel you, and that's all I got to say about that. Yeah, i'm sure.

My stone cold was my feet, mine's all the stone cold.

I don't have the stone cold man. Look, he was. He was a lot of us childhood. You were a stone cold or you were the rock, or you were DX, that was it. You ain't see nobody talking about they wanted to be the undertaker. You ain't see nobody talking about. They want to be Rakeshi.

No, you heard the undertaker now and then, never Rakeshi.

Like you know, you met well, i mean for you, i guess it was back in like third grade, like back in middle school, you know when, the when the teacher wouldn't be in the class and we had like our own little mini WWE. I remember it's not WWF, no, it was WWF then The thing and people be jumping off the bookshelves and doing elbow drops and hitting people with binders, saying that is a chair, and you just laid it Like literally, we all could have been professional wrestlers if we know how to take girl bumps And that I am ashamed to say this That lasted all the way into high school.

I just met a. I met a group of friends. It's not a met a group of friends. It was just kind of like growing up. Well, at one part of my childhood, you know, wrestling was what it was. We always wrestling and shit you know rough out and shit like first, second, third, whatever. I was living in DC had this, this friend or whatever super into wrestling and shit like that, and that's just what it was. Moved away, moved to Maryland, pg County, didn't see him for a while because I moved from BC. We ended up going to the same high school. So all that wrestling shit came back and we always seem to have the same fucking at least one or two classes together. So whenever the time came, he had a bunch of friends that fucking like wrestling too. So whenever that time came, we was in the hallway alone or whatever. You, that's what we did.

That sounds like a sleep, like me and my boy Alex we had a sleep, we will have sleepovers and we'll be doing in like all right guys All right.

Here is our here's. The first message is D, law and Greg. And you know I'm like wait, how is this fair? It's like a hundred pounds heavier, throw me around the room. I don't know how I won that fight, but I won that one somehow or another.

Because you know, back in there we didn't know it was scripted, scripted. So you'd be kicking out like oh, oh, oh, you be kicking out like man. And then my boy, alex, always had this, this, he had this ankle finisher and that shit hurt. Like it was somehow another. He just like wrapped his leg around you and then all of a sudden you didn't think it hurt, but as soon as you tweaked your foot a little bit, you could feel that pain shoot up your leg And I was like, oh shit, i'm out, i'm tapping, tapping. And like I was like oh and look, and after you know how like the rest of the they'd be, like they're not faking that, they can't walk or anything else. They, you know they got to sell it. But like I was like crawling because our Matt was like a mattress. Our Matt was a, our ring was a mattress. I'm like rolling off the mattress Like, oh, my God, my damn legs, like you all right? I said no, he probably turned my whole leg and hip. I wonder women did this stuff Like.

I wonder if they have their own.

They pillow fight. they pillow, Like if one of them thought they were leader and one thought they were Trish Stratus and no, i think I was talking to a one girl.

I don't know who I was talking to And she said they will literally have a titty fight. Wait what? What they would? they would hit each other with a test. She literally told me that, and I don't know if she was saying that to be funny, but I'm going to have to believe that to be true. And if she's playing a trick on me and this is my first time saying that after all these years well done.

I've heard the same thing that they had titty fights.

Oh, you heard that too? Yeah, no, this is from Black Girl.

Oh, i only heard from White. Well, you know, early in my elementary days it was like these. You know, i went to school with white kids and they were like, yeah, we have titty fights and we just, yeah, i don't know if they lie to us but I don't do what you heard. It was from white girl, I'm not some black girls, I don't think these. But you know, don't white girls? they develop like at age four or some shit.

Like don't say that, Oh, they do not. That was wrong. What is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? I hit up because I'm a spooker Drinking Trader.

Joe's water. It got to be some drugs in this water. It got to be some drugs in that water. It got to be some drugs in this water. Yeah, man.

Titty fight. That's what I've been told. Yeah, man, we just so happened. It was just like a group of guys that we just like fucking around like that. It was funny because we'll fuck around like that. But when it was time to get some girls or something, get some girls, like we made sure we didn't do that in front of girls. The scared of girls like that ain't weird.

Like we made sure, we did not do that, but yo, you know, one time we had a girl.

That girls all the time. No, we never do that in front of girls.

One girl. we hit her with a binder See you know, you know, she did. She said we hit her. So you know, like everyone, we put our hand up. Oh, we got hit, Yeah, So he catches her. She looks at the nigga like are you serious? You're serious.

I'm a girl. She's a sweet-chained-ass.

She said I'm a girl. He said what's her wrestling to?

No, no, no no.

I was like he might want to say equal rights bitch.

He might as well say You know, i remember we went to the. I remember we went on a field trip to like to the, the, the building museum in DC, And we got put off the fucker for doing shit like that. But basically we got put off with doing wrestling moves and also having like a. They was, they was giving away blueprints or something, so we was taking them up, fuckers, and you know, rolling them up real good and blueprints or white prints hurt like a motherfucker And just smacking each other in the head Like doing dumb shit. Of course I would. I ain't gonna say I missed those days, but some of those days That's why I just watched wrestling.

That's why I send you the memes of all the wrestling shit. Like just a shit today, did you see the one where the dude in ECW was like practically body slamming the chick? No, you didn't see that one.

You sent it today. No, I sent it like a couple of days ago. I probably didn't see it. I just don't remember.

It was hilarious. Like he, he went to like, uh, he went, he, he went to punch her. She put, like this little metal pan up and he's like oh, what the fuck. She like hits him with the thing, buses out, he like takes her and body slams her.

It's like. It's like, if you can't appreciate the absurdity of wrestling you, just it ain't like.

I mean it was funny because you know back then they would have oh no, you don't do that. But you can, sunday, be like look, she's a, she's a, she's a professional like this. They, they fought for this, they fought to get this.

They fought to get thrown to a fucking table, so I don't know what fuck.

They fought to get thrown to the table Just like, just do the bunch of what I used to work at This is Lady, and she can't be no more than like five, up for 11. Like she, a old, old, old lady, like for 11. She's barely, she's barely, above midget size. And we, we got these sodium chloride boxes that we're picking up. They're like 20 pound boxes And he's like and someone was like you ain't going to help, you ain't going to help Ms Joy pick those boxes. He's like they fought for the right to do what we do. She can pick it up. We get paid the same amount, equal.

Yo, i had that feeling. I had that feeling a couple of times in my in my adult work career. This lady I currently work with and she she used to get waters from the. basically the admin lady would ask her to go get water. She'd like Costco or some shit like that. And you know, sometimes when it comes to stuff like that, you know women folk, they always be like all right what man is around And this moment I ain't feel like lifting up no waters. but I knew I was the only one in there. I was like fuck, so she's asking. I know no, no lie. Just crawled under my desk, what I was like I'm not fucking doing this. She came over down to Al, looked at my cube and didn't see him. She's like I thought I thought West was it.

I was like oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no.

Yo go to go downstairs, go get some water, like I'm afraid to stand up for the man's rights.

I ain't feel like it.

Come on, man, you got to stand up for the man I ain't want that, Listen, I ain't want that type of because any, any, any other day I have done it and I would have done it, but today, not today. But that day I was like, nah, I'm, I'm, I ain't going to shit the day.

You're discouraging our men viewers to not be able to tell a woman. I'm sorry, i will not be doing that for you.

So I ain't discouraging from doing nothing, You can do that. Just just know that you saying that comes with some fucking consequences. It comes with something. I didn't feel like dealing with that something. So at that point, yeah, I bitched out.

I mean, unless your job is like you, you're supposed to. No, it's not.

You know what I do for a little bit. I'm talking about in general.

I'm just talking about in general, unless your job is like like I'm logistics. So my job is not to go out and be like get somebody some coffee Right, or to pick up a heavy box, because you can't pick it up. That's coming out your office. That ain't my damn job.

Right.

Now, if it is a heavy box in my logistics office, that's a different story.

Yeah, I might get this one because, whatever and you can get them small joints Like, yeah, that might be a thing.

But Now, if I am in your office and I'm in their office and I see them struggling with it, I will offer to help.

You don't turn out.

If they come to my. excuse me, can you come pick this box up in my office?

If you were, That should sound like, that should be like come on man, You come to me.

If you are under the age of like 55, don't come to my office, ask me to help pick. no shit up.

So my rule for that It ain't even under the age of 55. It's going to be under the age of 40. No 40, 45. And the only reason why I say that you know how some people get when they get 40, they hadn't had a rough 20 and 30. And sometimes That ain't my problem. If you 20, if you I'll say 45.

I say a solid 45. Okay, I give you 45.

If you 45, 45.

Don't ask me with that bullshit Cause once you cause. You know, like we got a lady in my office. I know she's like close to like retirement age. If she was to come off like you know, Mr Smith, can you please come and help me with these boxes? Of course I hope, because I know picking up that box might hurt her back And she'll be out for three, four months And we need her in the office And we need her in the office. We can't be having her taking some time off because You know, the, the, the young whippersnapper Didn't want to help her pick up some boxes, but the shorty that's 34. Be like, can you come help me pick up these boxes? Like, are you serious? You had to bend your knees and pick that thing up. I'll help you. I'll help you. I ain't picking it up for you, Thank you.

Nah, and for the record, I don't want people to think that me or D-Law would not help a woman in need or anything like that. That is not what we're saying.

I will always help a woman in need. Me too, i always help. I always open doors. I'll always be mindful of how they might feel just by my presence. I don't walk up, one of them being all weird and shit. I give them at least like 60 feet when I'm walking. You know what I mean. Like I'm like yo, you go ahead. I don't want you to think I'm trying to attack you or anything like that. It's just that certain office thing.

I'm just like nah, he also asks for permission to pick up your phone if you drop it, just to make sure it's safe.

What To pick up their phone.

Look, because I've had a woman drop her phone. I went to pick it up. She's like I got it, sir. I was like, oh sorry.

That's when you kicked that bitch Not her, but you kicked her phone.

I sort of stuck on her hand and I'm like, oh, i'm so sorry I was moving out your way, ma'am. I've had a woman get mad at me one time at Annapolis Mall. She was like I was like, oh, my phone. I was waiting for my girl at the time And literally she's pushing the car and she's dropped something. And I'm on my phone and she drops it and I look at it and I'm like all right, whatever. And she picks it up, puts it back, mind you, her hand is thankful and she's just pushing the car. She's like thank you for helping me. I said you're welcome, huh.

I said don't know if I got help. That's the crazy thing.

Don't know if I have to help you. Right, Like I don't know why she was under the assumption that I had to help her. You know what?

You see, she's a and I don't know if it's anything to do with it, i would have helped her.

I would have helped her and got nothing out of it.

It's called woman privilege.

Look, i wasn't in that time when women didn't have rights. Okay. Now that they fought for equal rights. that means they get the equal ignorance just like the gaze. They're fighting for equal rights too, Oh my gosh. Okay. So that means if you want me to treat you like I treat the straights, I will, but that doesn't mean I treat the straights. This doesn't mean I treat the straights good either. So be careful what you ask for when you ask for equality from D-Law.

I ain't going to say be careful what you ask for. Just know that there are consequences and it's going to be double standards. That's just what it is.

I'm like I'm cool with double standards.

I think people aren't cool with double standards when they don't, when they don't benefit them. I recognize that there are double standards that benefit me, so I have to also take the double standards that don't benefit me. Did I say that word?

Yeah, I'm telling you because, look, someone was like I mean, we just want to be treated the same. You know, we just want to be treated the same as the straights. I said, well, i don't. I'm like yeah, right back to that, I told them. I said look, i barely like the straights, so you want to be barely like two? I said, look, i'm sitting in. I'm sitting in this bar with my hood or hoping that no nigga talk to me. You violated all.

Leave me a fucking alone. Let me drink, right. I can't, i can't, oh my.

I'm just saying it's like yo, how you don't ask for what you don't really want, Just like we want to be you guys, you're treating us like the blacks. No, they're not treating you like the blacks. Where's this right? Where's this right? This is to be more white talk about.

Yeah, hold up. So you're talking with the city.

Yeah, we do Like because you know we watched, so we watched TV. And she'll talk about how it's not fair for women, blah, blah, blah, how they're still fighting for equality. And I said it's not fair for men because even when we try to do it, y'all say fuck y'all. And then we talk about how the gays try to compare themselves to the blacks and how they haven't gone through no struggle and like it's. We talk about a lot of shit.

So for that, for the women and the equality thing, are they really fighting for equality or are they fighting for to be traditional but still have their cake and eat it too?

They're not even fighting for traditional, they're just fighting for the cake and eat it too. They want you to cook, they want you to clean, they want you to rub their feet, they want you to please them in the bedroom, they want you to bathe them and buy them gifts, while all they do is give up the pussy. I guess that's a traditional. No, that's not traditional.

No, saying like all they did was they did everything. They did everything around the house and then they gave up the pussy. It wasn't the truth. They did everything, but they want us to do everything and all they got to do is just give up the pussy. Yeah, that's.

Yo, yo, yo, yo yo. I man, it's like this conversation just keeps happening, Like online or on TV and stuff like that, And in my head I just I'm like I understand nothing. It seems simple to me, Like are they going to change their tune when it comes to actual equality? Because it just sounds like I want my cake and eat it too, because they have a cake and can eat it too, And I'm like, not necessarily.

I wish I could have my cake and eat it too, right, so?

that was the case.

I love to go to work, come home, have my dinner, my dinner made and get my dick sucked, Like that's how my cake and eat it too.

It's not because you can have that and that's not having your cake and eat it too.

But I'm just so moved for me Me being a very Okay, how's that?

You saying that for you makes it seem like that shouldn't even be the norm.

It should be the norm, but that's how they're, that's what I'm saying, how they're interpreting us getting our cake and eat it too.

They're looking at it, oh yeah, i see what you're saying.

For them. They're looking at us like oh well, you know, on the surface side of it, oh well, you know.

Do they know on the surface side? they can have that too, if they just played certain other roles as well. Right, you can have the weekly gifts or whatever. have you just this and that if you did some things? Yeah.

Or if we want to make it really quality. If you want me to buy you shit, maybe you should buy me shit.

Yes, equality Yeah.

If you You know, at the end of the day, if I'm happy in my nuts a drain, i'm more inclined to do things for you Like I'm more inclined to wash dishes, or You should be washing dishes to wash the trash or do the laundry or strip the bed so that we can wash the sheets. You know I more frequently wash the bathroom like. You see what I'm saying. Yeah, like guys are not hard to please, not at all, they're not as easy as they come.

You know, I don't know about these new age guys because they seem like impossible to please.

No, they're not. I don't think they are. I think what it is is there's a lot of women telling men how they feel, how a man should feel, or this is what you're like, or this is this and that, and it's like they're generalizing. A lot of people generalize, but in those situations they generalize because those are the guys that they've dealt with. So they assume all men are like that And actually all men are just kind of basic and you might get that half a percent. That ain't basic and super complex.

And when all this crazy shit, that's how I, that's how I'm seeing it. But Yeah, man, if it's equality, yeah, it should be. You know, 50-50, this, this and that, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But lately, over the years, i don't think I believe in that shit, no more. I don't believe it works if it's 50-50. Because, no matter what women say, it might say they want this, this and this, or I want things to be a certain way No woman is going to turn down their man taking care of them, right? No matter how much money they make, no matter how independent they are, no matter how much drive they got, what education they got, they always shoot. But somebody is doing better than them. Very, very seldom you see you hear equal or you hear equal. You always hear equal or above, and if you're equal, that means they know you're going to be taking care of certain things for them. All of them want to be taken care of in some aspect. There's nothing wrong with that, oh yeah, that's the one point.

If you love that woman, you should want to take care of her.

There's nothing wrong with that, and that's why equality in that regard won't work. So you know, you're going to see, as far as law and society being a person, yeah, when it comes to relationship shit, you're not going to do the same things I do. You just can't. That's just like saying, babe, i heard something downstairs, can you go check it out? She's going to look at me like, excuse me What? I go check it out. She's going to feel safe with me. That's equality, right there. I checked it out last time as you were trying to check it out. No woman's going to stand for that.

No, not at all. Not at all, and mostly because they won't feel like they had to. They're like oh well, just like, if me and my wife go on dating like in the last two dating days, i didn't drop $500. All right, god damn $500,. Okay, that's a five with two zeros, okay. I just want to make sure that the viewers know I'm like all right, babe, you got this. Oh, i'm broke. So how are you going to ask me to go somewhere? Because if I'm broke I best not ask you.

Basically, all that was was do you feel like paying for this outing today?

And I'd be like so what you want to do this weekend? Oh, i don't know what you trying to do. I don't know, but I'm broke, so let's go to this restaurant. So how are you going to ask me to go If you ain't got no money? do we not go out when you have no money? Listen?

that's not how it works. That's not equality right there.

It's not equality. How come I can't suggest a date when I'm broke, but they can suggest, you know what, let's go to Miami and you stay at this hotel and you're like, all right, cool. And they're like, oh, but I'll handle money, like listen, listen, and then we still do it like dumbasses. I think that's the problem.

We keep doing it like dumbasses. Yeah Listen, i don't know if you're going like that, because I've had that conversation numerous times. I'm like, well, you know what about this, this and this, and who paid? you know it's going to be this, this and this. If I do, why help? I'm like all right, why much you helping? Well, i only got this. I was like that doesn't do anything. Might as well not go, because we ain't got no time.

You know we should start start doing so. You know how like chicks won't let a dude hit if they can't take them out on a date.

So what the chicks? don't let God say that they can't take them out on a date.

Yeah, they ain't got no money to spend on them. Yeah, sure.

Okay, yes.

Yeah, i'm not saying all of them, yes.

I'm just saying like usually as something else. It ain't really. If you can't take me out on a date, it's like, oh well, i got to know that you make a certain type of money and I'm going to make you wait three months in his life.

So we'll put it this way how they won't let you hit if you broke Yeah Some. I think we should stop taking chicks on trips If they ain't got no money and only give them dick. They'll like his your dick and walk out. So you're not going to take me out now. You ain't got no money. What's your mean?

Look, this is your tax bracket. Your tax bracket is dick only You're missing, and it should be what you're missing. You're missing the. You're missing the finest point of them all. As soon as you do that is what type of man are you? Why would you say that If you broke? just say that it always refer, it always resorts back to like. When it becomes equal, is just like. Oh no, i want to be traditional right now. I'm like. So you hop it in and out of traditional and modern women.

Well, here is my response to that. I already know you're broke, so why do I want to go broke? I suppose it do, suppose it take his look if you, if you so, worry about how much money I got, then go find somebody who will tell you what they got. I told you, since you're broke, i'm not going broke. So here is what you hear. Here is your package. Okay, this is what you can afford. It's like being a brown shirt in 2K.

This is what, this is all you can have You know, one time I was 94 with a brown shirt and just forgot to change my clothes. I was. we were at the topic what's? I was like waiting on the courts. I was like nigga you're 94. I was too generic as mother, change your clothes. Like my own teammate random roasting me about me being a brown shirt.

That's right, because they wouldn't show you overall. at first It was pretty much, if you got the brown shirt on, then that was it.

And then we get in the game and you be like I'm just telling you, look, because you know women do the same shit to us. They're like all right, if he says he only makes this amount, this is where he is. So that means he, i, you know I let him hit it. You know he can hit it from the back. I might suck his dick like twice a month, and if he can afford to take me out a month, god damn.

I just want somebody. I just want somebody to jiggle my balls from my balls Hold it. I'm just saying look, this is how women this is what I've gotten from women You know, when you make a certain amount, this, this is where you are, and then when you make a more than that, then their feelings get into it. Like I really like him and I'm gonna make sure I keep him, because now he's making all this money, i'm gonna suck the soul out of every chance I can get And that's the crazy thing is.

The crazy thing is I just don't understand that logic because the soul sucking is standard. Other stuff is not standard, not to women, the other stuff Not to the women, and not to the women below 30. Yeah, some of them 30 and 42, even them.

And that's why they're still unmarried. Yeah, i will, kevin Sanders, that one Ding dong Right.

It's like that, that's so, something that's standard. It's standard, it's great. The other stuff, like I need to talk about cooking and cleaning, because as an adult, i should know how to cook and clean. You should not have to clean. I need to talk about that. I'm talking about the value of you as a person. What do you add if you can't say nothing more than be loyal to you, because that's what you kind of supposed to do too, and you know what I mean.

You know what? Like not once have I heard a woman like well, i give good back roads and feet roads. I like rubber feet. I'm like shit I might have to consider you know she's G like rubber feet.

You know what it is Is. Women are still fighting for equal or right, because back in the day it was like what equal what? So you know, back in that day, like back in like 60s, 70s, 80s dudes didn't eat chicks pussies, right?

Okay, i knew that's what she said.

All right, it's time for you to head upstairs, take a shower and get ready to eat some pussy. I don't want you to pussy. Did I actually want the fuck you wanted to do? What are you saying? So now, not only do they, not only are they trying to boycott giving head, but they want to make sure you're doing it more than they are. So it's like they're still fighting for that right where it's like nah, i'm not doing your shit is more work than mine.

No, you must have had a reason. fucking argument, Nah Listen.

I had a reason to reason. Think about this topic. Yeah Yeah, Oh yeah.

True, true, true, true, true, and I know this sounds so fucked up, but the thing is is more or less like I'm like yo, it's easier for me in the car. It's not easy for me to do that in the car with you. Just what it is, i don't want to keep doing it. I was like, well, stop whipping it out, like I ain't telling you you're doing it.

You overhear rubbing on it like nah, we in the car, You can't fuck me right here while I'm driving, So you're going to have to do something else. It's like if we sitting on a sofa watching a movie and I put my finger in it, you going to expect me to put my thumb in it.

Yeah, you are expecting to do other things. That's why. So now you get what I'm saying. Where it's like yo, it was never going to be equal, but there is double standards for certain situations at a certain time.

That's because we are accepting them saying no And we're afraid to say no because we're afraid we're never going to hit it again. But for us married men for us married men, us saying no And then be like are you serious? And then us explaining it because we know that divorce process takes too long. Then it's like, okay, i understand. Now we were still in the dating game and we told a bitch no, that's different.

Because it's like I think if I was in the dating game now I will be the king of nose. It's just like I ain't got.

I ain't got time for it.

But you know what the chicks now they are. They like dudes telling them no, like this. This. The chick at my, at my new job, she was telling about her homegirl How she, she, she complains about not having a good guy, but every time she gets a good guy she goes back to the bad guy because a bad guy has better dick. And so I know we've already talked about this, yes, and so she was like, yeah, you know, she went back to her now. So the dude. So she like went back to the dude, dumped a good guy, gave a good guy this whole excuse like you know, you're a really good guy And I'm just not ready for this type of relationship and blase, blase. She goes back to the other guy and she's like don't want them off in the dude, like picks her head up and spits in her mouth and tells her to keep going. I was like he did what.

Hold on what Say? run that bami again. Why She?

was doming him off And he grabs her by the head, picks her head up, spits in her mouth and puts her head back on it Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, and she seems like her homegirl says she's been turned out turned out ever since and said if a guy can't do that, they're not nasty enough for her. I was like you want some dude to like hog spit in your mouth It is what it is, but the thing is.

the thing is you can get that type of nasty from any guy. You should still be able to treat you right. That's the stupid part. That's the stupid part.

Stupid. You want some dude to spit in your mouth.

Yeah, it's going to be a little weird. That's just like saying that's just a little weird to me. Now it's not weird, it's just like whatever her thing is, her thing is. she found her thing. It is on four but it's like anybody can do that. That's just like anybody can do the official thing from head to head in the back, like I'm pretty sure women don't even know. some women don't even know what that is.

I can tell you now if I was, if I was single, and some chick was like I'm sitting and talking to a chick, she's about to give me her number. She's like oh well, you know, if you fuck me, you got spit in my mouth. I look at her like what.

You want me to do what The thing is? I might, i will be slightly intrigued, but me being me and how my mind runs away, i'm like, damn you kissing her and a bunch of dudes probably spitting in her mouth.

But at the same time you kissing the girl that swappin spit with another guy anyway, but it's the whole thought of he spit in her mouth And you know it was crazy. It sounds so weird, but it's the whole thought. Like yo, you know you might have to run into, like yo, your woman's ex one day, or whatever. Have you just this and that. I just think some guy could be all like yeah, i used to spit in her mouth and you'd be like it's different, that shit feels different than yeah, we used to, we used to fucking, we used to spit in her mouth. They were like whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't know, that's just like. Do you think a girl can handle like another girl saying like, like it's just as you're not, you're not Mrs Smith, but this is a hypothetical girlfriend, not Mrs Smith, and she overhears your ex somehow some way in passing. Yeah, he used to put his, used to swirl his tongue in my butt. Do you think a woman can handle that?

Of course not. I'm pretty sure a woman walking by saying like, oh yeah, he, I used to swallow his nuts, My wife would still be like this. They'd still get a look like are you serious?

Something about you, not about you. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I wish he'd be bad at you, or that? Yeah, you know the answer They gonna be mad at you. They don't matter who it is.

They gonna be mad at me, dependent on how it came about, Not just some now if I was sitting there talking. Okay, let's just say it was all some petty stuff.

She was being being petty and she said and that's why he used to swirl his tongue in your, that's why he used to swirl his tongue in my butt and walked off.

She wouldn't be mad at me.

Miss Smith won't be mad at you, but I know somewhere out there in the universe there's a woman that's gonna be mad at her boyfriend for that.

She wouldn't be mad at me, because she'd be like who's that bitch? I'm like my ex. They should be like then then now it's a toss up. Will she say something to her? Or will she just say well, that's why he left your dumb ass, or you know?

No, miss Smith will keep it classy, don't even think nothing about it.

Miss Smith will keep it classy to an extent. Don't think nothing about it.

Now she wouldn't say some more shit and made me try to have her own. I see Miss Smith drop a refrigerator on her head.

You know Miss Smith will hold it. She will beat the bitch up, bring her to the house, make the refrigerator fall on her, call her and I will wanna be like I don't know what happened She fell in the kitchen. She fell in the kitchen and it hit so hard. the refrigerator fell on top of her, because you know she can move that refrigerator with ease.

Oh, and then when they come to see the crime screen they say it's no fingerprints on any of this shit.

Look, I even got a new refrigerator that's bigger and heavier, and she moves that with ease. I'm like Miss Smith.

It comes with wheels, man. But for anyone that didn't know the joke Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, man, listen, if you don't know refrigerator, well not all refrigerators, not all refrigerators. But majority of new refrigerators, even the old ones. I had a old one Very few old ones have.

Yeah, few old ones, because I know the original refrigerator that my parents had when we lived, when we were in DC, didn't have wheels. When we moved to Bowie, that one didn't have wheels. And when we moved to South Bowie, that one didn't have wheels. The one that we got after that, one that had an ice maker, had wheels. So every refrigerator, since the one they replaced our South Bowie house with, had wheels. And so I didn't know, like, because you can't necessarily see, i couldn't necessarily see underneath I always thought there was something there that kept it from moving. And then she's just moving. I'm like, oh, that's why I remember that. You remember that day I was like you need some help. He was like, no, i got it And I'm looking like yo, she's over here moving the whole refrigerator with ease And I was like what the hell is going on? Like she's been faking with me this whole time. We've been arm wrestling and play fights. She really could pick my ass.

She's like you might go put your ass through this wall.

No bullshit, like it's scared the shit out of me in a good way, like I was like really turned on, like yo, so you can do this this whole time.

Hey, you can be that way. Yeah, you can be that way. Yeah, man, you see, with this feminism, this type of feminism goes. That's right. I don't agree with it. Most people come to their senses on both parties, but there's no way to be modern and traditional at the same time, and a lot of it is them wanting to be modern and traditional at the same time. Is there one we got to stay? They want to be modern and traditional, but we got to stay traditional.

They want to be modern. They want to not be traditional.

I don't think they want to be traditional. No, when I say traditional, they want certain things from what they want it to be, a certain way from a traditional man. But if you're not a traditional woman, how do you get tradition Right? You got to understand. They want to be taken, they want to make their money and do all the things, but they don't want to spend their money and be taken care of.

Right, They don't really want to raise the kids. They want to get a nanny, Some of them. They just want to be able to look pretty and be Arm Candy And that's kind of fine. But what a lot of those guys it comes. You know, there's more than just being Arm Candy. The Arm Candy is the essential thing that you need to be Right, That's the requirement, but there's other things.

They don't want to do other things. They want to make their money and spend their money. but they want you to make your money and spend your money on them, Yeah.

Yeah, Some of it. Some of it is up.

Gee it's all of it. Hang on, it's all of it.

What to try to tell you what to do. They want a man to lead, and this is a nanny, be traditional, but they also want to tell you what to do. They want to make the decisions and this, this and that. Yeah, and my whole thing is they like, well, i don't know. I think women think of when they think of submissiveness, and this, this and that they think the extremes. But men are submissive to their woman all the time.

Yeah, i think women think of submissiveness, like what they say, like you want to walk on the little room and shit. I'm like, nah, or you don't need this shit out of me. Tell them that it shut up. I just want you to.

Nah, i just want you to listen and be soft and work things out with me, just like when I'm being submissive to you. To a woman is more or less like listen to what you got to say, not dismissing you. Making sure I do things to make sure that you're okay and comfortable. Those are things that men do that are submissive, and most men do that all the time. Right Might even wash dishes Lay in the bathroom.

I'm going to do that shit now.

I do that. Am I going to come and like shit like that? It's like who got to it first, who in the house? If somebody's in the house all day, somebody had better did something. That's how it would be worse.

Oh no, i said that to my wife the other day And she was like are you serious, i'm tired You home all day.

All day. I got that. That shit goes out the window.

She was like I mean, I went to an interview. I drove from Hunt Valley. Yeah, you went to an interview. What did you do after that? I mean, I came home, watched some TV. So you mean, you didn't do no work, You didn't do no work.

And she was like I mean But let us be on the sofa with our shirt off and playing 2K. Ain't shit get done. They will have a goddamn fit.

I was all due because that was the day that Secretary Lopez had his meeting on that Tuesday And I was out the house by six o'clock. I was at the house by six o'clock. I ain't get back to the house till six o'clock. Sure, like six o'clock 6.50. And I literally come in the house and I started tutoring And I'm like so you going to cook dinner? I mean, yeah, i'm going to get to it. And it's just like do you mind seasoning the chicken for me? Do you mind doing this? I'm like you literally been home all day.

Been home all day.

I'm just like I've been unthought on waiting in the refrigerator just to throw on the fire or whatever you're about to do.

You've been home all day. I literally been up and moving all day And you're going to ask me can I do this for you? Remember the days I had off before I left my last day out to go to the States? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many times she had to wait, how many times did she have to ask me what's for dinner? Never, you know why, because I was home all day, and so when I was like, all right, let me go ahead and cook, i went ahead and cook. All right, You, all two days going to just go into one interview, not even multiple interviews a day, just one interview per day. And you're like I mean, i'm just tired, like I don't, i don't feel like cooking. You've been home all day, what you mean?

I'm telling you, i get that shit too And I just laugh And she's like I thought I said that was a bad thing.

She's like oh, I mean, all you're doing is playing on your game, on the game, No, no. She's like are you doing this tutor? You can't do it for me? I've been at work all day, You're not working now. And I'm working now. You got up late. You went to interview at 11. You came home, watched TV. You tell me that you're like. It was literally. She was like I'm so tired, i'm going to bed. It was like 8 30. I'm like tired from what? From being lazy all day. What are you tired from?

I would not get yourself in trouble, or no.

I'm tired from what?

Yeah, yeah, ok.

You see, i said that. Look, i said yeah, i. I said loud, i said what I said. I didn't say it loud, ok, yeah.

Now we'll see. Everybody will get a reality check. Yeah, i guess, i don't know, hopefully, i don't know. I Like I said, we are just more or less like It's not going to be equal. I'm kind of cool with that Equality as far as laws and shit like that workplace and all that shit. I'm definitely cool. Our relationships it's never going to be equal. It's never going to be 50-50. It's not going to be. I mean, there's going to be situations where you'll do what I do for you, you do for me. Yeah, there's going to be situations like that. And then some of your most high-profile relationships. Let's just say, for an example, everyone's favorite high-profile rich black couple, lozzie Vernon sorry, beyonce and Jay-Z right, let's just say them two. Yeah, financially both can do for each other and stuff like that. But maybe Beyonce cooked something that Jay-Z just can't get nowhere else. You think she's not going to do that.

No, because he's a traditional woman To a degree.

I can't even say to a degree. I don't know Beyonce like that. I'm just assuming, like yo don't think in these relationships and these marriages and stuff like that, that they aren't doing things to make their partner happy, Right, That's just what it is. I guess that's what I'm trying to say.

Well, you're right. I mean everybody's going to do what they got to do to make their partner happy. I mean, if they want to be with them.

you know, like you don't think Beyonce rising to be a cage in a certain thing, you don't think Jay-Z rising to be a cage in a certain thing, No, I think they do.

I mean, I think what I think is, when it comes down to it, yeah, they're going to rise to the occasion for it. You know what I'm saying. You ain't going to have Beyonce knowing that she's married to a billionaire. You're going to be like nah, nigga, you can go ahead and get your own food. You'll be like I got to keep this nigga because you already mess around with me once. So, and I'm Beyonce, you know what I'm saying? And you already mess around with me once. That means I ain't nobody safe.

You know what I'm saying? Oh, nobody's been, nobody safe, right?

If Beyonce can get cheated, or ain't nobody safe? Yeah, that's it.

Yo, I don't understand what you're saying. I need to get the moral story ain't nobody got the golden box.

Well, eric about you still got the golden box. All right, eric about you still got the golden box. that turns every dude out that I guess.

Okay, put it this way.

Well, the story is besides having the golden box, which we all as men maybe you can agree or disagree, maybe you agree or disagree Stuff like that comes standard. It's the other stuff you bring. Who do you as a person bring? And I saw in both parties like, yeah, i can bring my money, but you need to be respected other stuff that I bring. Now if all you wanted the money, then yeah, that person ain't the person for you, right. But if you respect and love the other shit that I bring, so then you work something out with that person. Yeah, that's true And I hope that they see it. They kind of see it that way, soon, that you can't be traditional and modern. If you want to be modern, then stay modern.

Yes, they might ask for traditional shit. Right, don't ask me to do all this extra shit.

Like the modern shit, the traditional shit that they want. They just want you to pay for everything.

Yeah, if you want to be modern, that means we're going, we have a half. Why do one? you do one, exactly, you know. Or we're going on a date and you got it. Don't ask me if I got it. If I can't be like, hey, babe, i'm broke, can we go on a date, then don't be like, hey, babe, i'm broke, let's go on a date. Yeah, you get put in. What did I categorize? The low category?

Yeah, But you know what's crazy though, Now that I'm thinking about it, you definitely could blend modern and traditional. It's just that they blend in all the things that's just beneficial to them.

Right, they only blended what's beneficial. They're not blended in.

It's not the give it. It's not the give it. It's not the give it It's not blended in The shit.

that helps the guys.

Yeah, It's not the give it take part. It's not the.

It's blended in of oh, i want you to The help out around the house, but also I want you to open my door and pay for dinner And yeah because that's what I do.

I hope I do shit around the house. I do the sure, sure, let's shit. I don't know why I can't ever get that word right, but I do all that stuff. Hell, i pay for the mortgage into the ditch, right Like I do that. You know what my wife says here. We kind of go back and forth with cooking because it depends on who's own. Like you share that shit. My wife take care like tillies.

Right, well, you and me, my wife, mortgage, and then we split the utilities Like I do the internet, she does the BG and the Yeah, and then whatever our own individual bills are, we take care.

We take care of. y'all take care of those which I also, but you also take out on day nights. Yeah, Pay for the majority of the entertainment and shit like that.

Yep, and now I pay for groceries twice out the month.

So what feminism shit? You know what they want. They do all that shit that you're supposed to do. I want to look pretty on a shop, i want to throw it back there, you know, whatever, whatever, and I might want to do a little job here and there and keep some money. Now, at that point, you're not even, you're not even letting them off of the lead. You just kind of doing your thing and then popping in and benefiting here and there. Right, weird Yeah.

I'll stick with Mrs Smith. I think she has the equal blender modern and traditional.

Yeah, usually those are the women that get married when they're the equal, but not. This is sometimes. Or you just find the one that's, you know, that has exactly what you're like the man saying y'all want a modern woman, i'm a modern woman, boom. I'm a traditional woman, boom, right. But if you just blend in the shit and it's just the shit that benefits the other person, right Like nah, that's like men too, right, like men that just want, like yo, i want you to say it. Don't want you to say nothing to you Spoken to, i want this, this and this. I control what you're doing. Your money that you make comes into my account. That's all bad, modern, traditional shit. No woman standing for that shit. A woman wouldn't even tell her son to be that way. A woman wouldn't even tell her son to want a woman like that, right. So I rest my case. That's my case, on that note. Another episode Good conversation, good conversation. You all about to play some 2K, oh yeah.

I'm about to play some 2K. You know I'm probably going to have one Yeah, probably out that evening. So I'm going to check on my wife's who she doing. She up there playing the Sims and shit.

I'm about to play in the wreck. I realized I don't back anyone down in the wreck, so I changed, took that off and I'm literally scared to back down people Now that I don't know how, but it's just those.

You know if you probably playing a bunch of cards and you won't get that shit stolen?

Nah, well, that's why they got back down Punisher to keep you from the ball stolen.

I think I still got that on my time.

Yeah, i was players that had more successful and backing down while posting up, but I don't back down in the wreck So I took that off and put it on my area of wizard so I can put it at gold. I'm trying to catch more alley use. You know saying my squad, they throw them to me and I'm backing it up. So you know I can't keep. I can't keep fucking the most I got, i got to take what buffs I can get.

Yeah, i got you. Listen, you know me, i like doing the dirty work and getting the easy points Right. Like, if I rebound and hit you with the pads and I run up the court, you better hit me with the outlet.

Hey, I understand.

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